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zerobahamut03
  • Town/Country : Houston, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 August 1986 (27 years)
  • Number of visits : 1862
  • Number of comments : 234
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About zerobahamut03 : Yes I am Gay and a Gaymer so I nerd rage like the best of them. I also like to watch 4 trolls on the computer for a laugh. I play video games (world of warcraft/ps3) One of the few gays who will put up a fight or kick your ass at a game. I like going out to the clubs to dance and take some shots. Enjoy having a good time and meeting new people. Message me if you'd like OR send me a AIM @ zerobahamut03...or ask for my # so we can text. Anything else just ask! I have a facebook if you want to add me. There's too many songs to dance to and not enough time in a night!

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Today, when I got home from work, my fiancé was finishing up with the plumber who had just installed new fixtures for our shower. I decided that I was going to be the first to break it in. I went to the bathroom, got undressed and went to start the water. The OTHER plumber was still in there. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9389) - you deserved it (21138)

On 10/27/2010 at 10:37am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, I saw my boyfriend shaving his pubic hair before we had sex. This would be fine, except he was saying "Nom nom nom, I eat cock hairs" to his electric razor. FML

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254 comments

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On 10/17/2010 at 1:55am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to class with my bag packed for a weekend trip when it began to vibrate violently. Stopping mid-lecture, the professor approached me and asked politely if I could turn off my cell phone as I was disturbing the other 150 pupils in the class. It was my personal vibrator. FML

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139 comments

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On 10/15/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, I went to the beach with this boy I like. Not thinking it'd be anything more than a simple date, I didn't shave my downstairs. We were sitting on a towel and I laid down. Then he said, "Is there a squirrel in your pants?" FML

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234 comments

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On 09/29/2010 at 1:59am - intimacy - by Claire (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I got out our electric fan because it was very hot. A cockroach crawled up behind the frame on the fan and fell into the gap of the frame. It got itself killed by the rotating fan, and had its blended flesh sent flying all over my white polo shirt. FML

#13015413
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On 09/12/2010 at 4:00am - misc - by roachblend (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-pei)

Today, at work, an elderly lady came up to the cash register with a flyer in her hand, and asked if we had a certain item. I told her we did not have any left, and we would be getting more next week and if she wanted, I could give her a rain check. She hit me in the face with her purse. FML

#13015077
118 comments

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On 09/12/2010 at 3:23am - work - by ihatemyjob - Canada

Today, I took the bus to work. A sweet old lady got on after and sat next to me. Halfway there, she fell asleep, her head on my shoulder. I gently tried to wake her up before my stop. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML

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On 04/13/2009 at 10:11pm - health - by meteorbabe0101 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I came home and saw on our fridge, "Please don't drink anymore, I really worry about your health" written by my 7-year-old daughter. I figured she wouldn't ever find out, so I opened the fridge. But I found another note on a can that said "So you're going to drink anyway?" FML

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On 03/21/2009 at 12:46am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

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990 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

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