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  • Birth Date : Friday 1 December 1995 (21 years old)
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  • Number of visits : 483
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About zero1469 : Names aldair but call me Al for short uhh i love ECKŌ unlimited and also love to dance..mostly popping and breaking wanna kno anything else txt me at 979-216-5204

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Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

by lilben / 06/10/2011 at 4:09am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I announced to my family that I will be trying out for the next season of America's Best Dance Crew. They responded by laughing hysterically and my mother said "You guys suck, good luck making it past auditions". FML

by sherronj / 06/06/2011 at 11:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous

Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML

by Anonymous / 05/29/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Intimacy