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Today... I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper... the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML
Today.. . my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permittd to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Drection because so many grls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring . FML
Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML
Today , I took the biggest , most excruciatingly painful crap of my life!! It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards!! Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around an post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)"!! mega FML
Today , I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages fir the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply , ( Does that make me your official sausage holder? ) FML
TODAY, AFTER A 7 YEAR DRY SPELL, I FINALLY GOT LAID. THE DOWNSIDE? IT WAS IN MAH DREAM AND INVOLVD A CHARACTER FROM MY LITTLE PONY FORCING ITSELF ON ME. NOW I HATE THAT FUCKING STUPID SHOW MORE THAN EVER. FML
Today , while on the train heading to mah new job , mah coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until mah stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free , an ended up missing mah stop. When I finally got to work , I was told not to bother coming in again. FML
today a man askd me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticd he had whippd his penis out and was stroking it. He then askd me if I likd what I saw. FML
yesterday I'm an intern working in a company's reception area, which happens to have a coffee dispenser. As I'm the new girl, every client getting coffee wants to buy me one. I'm too polite to say no. It's 10:26 AM, and I'm on cup #17. FML
Friday 27 March 2015