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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 September 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 200
  • Number of comments : 4
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today... I was in a public restroom taking a poop and as I started unrolling the toilet paper... the whole roll fell off the handle and rolled out underneath the cubicle door. I heard somebody laugh at me. Nobody helped. FML

#21383475
54 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25335) - you deserved it (2170)

On 03/29/2015 at 8:49am - misc - by ToiletRoll - Australia (Victoria)

Today.. . my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permittd to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Drection because so many grls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring . FML

#21381783
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36778) - you deserved it (3087)

On 03/26/2015 at 9:20am - work - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32194) - you deserved it (6512)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today , I took the biggest , most excruciatingly painful crap of my life!! It was so bad that I couldn't walk straight for a good 20 minutes afterwards!! Long enough for my boyfriend to film me limping around an post the clip to Facebook with the caption "#anal ftw ;)"!! mega FML

#21379420
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29441) - you deserved it (3523)

On 03/22/2015 at 10:59am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today , I was helping out during the school play's interval. My head of year jokingly asked me to follow him around with these mini cocktail sausages fir the rest of the school year. I thought it would be witty to reply , ( Does that make me your official sausage holder? ) FML

#21378332
49 comments

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On 03/20/2015 at 10:41am - love - by MirandaJones (woman) - United Kingdom (London, City of)

2day while working at McDonald's, a guy askd me to deep fry his salad . FML

#21376328
105 comments

Today, I got a haircut. The guy quickly cut off most of the hair above mah forehead. When I angrily asked him what he was doing, he said, ( Quitting. ) real FML

#21369589
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15) - you deserved it (2017)

On 03/06/2015 at 10:22pm - work - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today , mah looool boyfriend convincd a girl at the club to break up with her boyfriend and go home with him. She did. Now I'm single too. FML

#21368542
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35045) - you deserved it (2833)

On 03/05/2015 at 8:32am - love - by therealkathl - Austria

Yesterday, I was turned down from the dream job that I was promised two yeres ago, once my chemo and radiation therapy was finished. His excuse? He never actually expected me to survive. mega FML

#21366066
176 comments

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On 03/01/2015 at 6:36pm - work - by kysier (man) - United States (Kentucky)

TODAY, AFTER A 7 YEAR DRY SPELL, I FINALLY GOT LAID. THE DOWNSIDE? IT WAS IN MAH DREAM AND INVOLVD A CHARACTER FROM MY LITTLE PONY FORCING ITSELF ON ME. NOW I HATE THAT FUCKING STUPID SHOW MORE THAN EVER. FML

#21365913
132 comments

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On 03/01/2015 at 2:24pm - intimacy - by love and tolerape, apparently (man) - India (Jharkhand)

Today , while on the train heading to mah new job , mah coat caught between two seats. I didn't notice until mah stop. I whacked myself in the face in front of everyone trying to get it free , an ended up missing mah stop. When I finally got to work , I was told not to bother coming in again. FML

#21365771
41 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30803) - you deserved it (2352)

On 03/01/2015 at 8:31am - work - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Surrey)

today a man askd me for directions outside of a local store. After about five minutes into the conversation, I noticd he had whippd his penis out and was stroking it. He then askd me if I likd what I saw. FML

#21362166
149 comments

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On 02/23/2015 at 10:46pm - intimacy - by sammy18f (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I hit my head on the steering wheel when I sneezd. I managd to honk the horn an the guy next to me couldn't stop laughing. FML

#21361311
72 comments

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On 02/22/2015 at 8:41pm - misc - by headache - United States

Today, I lookd boyfriend in the eyes and said ( I love y- ) He cut me off with, ( Babe, a blowjob's worth a thousand words ) and held eye contact until I awkwardly excusd myself. mega FML

#21361029
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33308) - you deserved it (3833)

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