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zen1979
  • Town/Country : Lloydminster, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 22 May 1979 (34 years)
  • Number of visits : 59
  • Number of comments : 67
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About zen1979 : Just a regular guy. 33, 6'2", 170ish, employed, responsible, single, straight, reasonably pretty lol, dirty blonde, blue eyes, strong personal beliefs but generally open minded towards others beliefs. Any more? Email me, its not my primary but I still check it at least once a week lol.

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Today, due to my allergies I can't stop sneezing. It wouldn't be so bad if it wasn't for my hemorrhoids making each sneeze feel like I'm getting a cactus shoved up my ass. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24159) - you deserved it (2044)

On 05/22/2013 at 1:38am - health - by Anonymous - United States (New Jersey)

Today, I walked in on my husband making out with his accountant, the same woman who comforted me when he cheated on me the year before. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39728) - you deserved it (12597)

On 05/20/2013 at 4:36pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because "he's Canadian" and according to her, "they don't lie." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38466) - you deserved it (4099)

On 04/25/2013 at 4:36pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Maryland)



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