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About zen1979 : Just a regular guy. 33, 6'2", 170ish, employed, responsible, single, straight, reasonably pretty lol, dirty blonde, blue eyes, strong personal beliefs but generally open minded towards others beliefs. Any more? Email me, its not my primary but I still check it at least once a week lol.
An insomniac or a creature of the dark
You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.
You have looked through 5 pages of the website. That’s a start.
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, my sister was crying to me about how her boyfriend never showed up for their date. He's done this many times before, so I suggested the fact that maybe he'd just ditched her. She said that was ridiculous, because "he's Canadian" and according to her, "they don't lie." FML