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Today, while being robbed, a man heroically chased down the robber and got my purse back. He then looked at the distance between us, turned the other way and ran off with it. FML

#15974140
113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44237) - you deserved it (3331)

On 04/29/2011 at 2:29am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

#13711659
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34647) - you deserved it (16307)

On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I jokingly asked my husband if he had ever cheated on me. In the most sincere and honest tone, he said "if I ever have or ever will, there's no way you would ever find out. I love you too much to lose you", and gave me a hug. FML

#13697546
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34573) - you deserved it (7639)

On 11/03/2010 at 2:40am - intimacy - by spockswifey - United States

Today, I caught my husband modeling my cute floral panties. All he could manage to say was "I love you." FML

#13274017
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26914) - you deserved it (4230)

On 10/01/2010 at 7:07am - intimacy - by canispankthat - United States (California)

Today, my cousin came to visit from America. While out shopping, she said loudly that she was having trouble finding clothes to fit around her huge fanny, causing a lot of people to stare in our direction. I had to explain to her that "fanny" in the UK means "vagina." FML

#12975254
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34354) - you deserved it (3918)

On 09/09/2010 at 10:00am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I awkwardly had to comfort my 32 year old friend when he broke down crying in the middle of a crowded McDonald's. Apparently they no longer serve barbecue bacon cheeseburgers. FML

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215 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27567) - you deserved it (3321)

On 09/09/2010 at 3:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (New South Wales)



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