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zelf

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 December 1982 (31 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 217
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 4 posted

About zelf : I'm from Holland. No i don't do drugs.

Drummer, musician, and pretty nice (at least most of the time).

Today i like these lines, such a nice song by The Proclaimers!

"But I would walk 500 miles
And I would walk 500 more
Just to be the man who walked a 1000 miles
To fall down at your door"

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