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zeldaluvr2007
  • Town/Country : San Rafael, USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 12 April 1989 (25 years)
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Today, after a very painful mouth surgery, I went home to take a nap. Then my nose started bleeding, so I stuck a tissue in it and fell asleep. When I woke up, I was so high from painkillers that when I saw the tissue, I thought it was a ghost. I screamed so loud I burst a stitch. FML

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