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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 16 September 1987 (28 years)
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About zee209 : I'm 21, out of college and loving life :)

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Today, I told my girlfriend of eight months that if she didn't start taking my band's music seriously, we couldn't see each other anymore. She said fine, and I hugged her, but then she stood up and said 'I hope we can still be friends,' and walked out the door. FML


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On 10/20/2009 at 2:51am - love - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML


I agree, your life sucks (181727) - you deserved it (9365)

On 10/07/2009 at 12:07pm - misc - by dinosaurman (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went para sailing for the first time ever. My friends thought it would be funny to pull down my trunks right before my feet left the boat. I dangled there in the air for the whole resort to see. And I lost my shorts in the ocean. FML


I agree, your life sucks (43221) - you deserved it (3264)

On 09/04/2009 at 10:50am - misc - by no_hullabalo (man) - Taiwan (T'ai-wan)

Today, I was at the mall and someone peeked their head under the door of my dressing room while I was half dressed. Not knowing who it was, I kicked him in the face just out of instinct. Its was a 4 year old kid looking for his mother. FML


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On 07/29/2009 at 4:26pm - misc - by 4yrldkicker (woman) - United States (New York)

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