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About zebralover23 : PHOTOGRAPHY IS MY LIFE! Just me and my camera is all I need.
ma boat & ma bitches ;** love ya girlss.
Hey Im Kaycey.
.Im an outgoing person. and I love getting messages so MESSAGE ME.
.I love Ed Sheeran, One Direction, Justin Bieber, Olly Murs, Demi Lovato, Austin Mahone, Green Day, Linkin Park, Imagine Dragons, Miley Cyrus, Avril Lavigne, Cher Llyod, Evanescence, Eminem, Jesse McCartney, Panic! At the Disco, Simple Plan, Taylor Swift, and more!
.Photography and Music is my life, I love to draw, take photography, read, and write.
.Im a Junior, Class of 2014 all the way.
.17 years young
.Favorite colors are blue, neon colors, and black
.I cheerlead, and dance and skateboard. Those are also a big part of my life.
.People find it weird that I'm part scene but i have a big girly side of me I just don't show it on here a lot.
.I love dresses and skirts and high heels, but also love skinny jeans &converse&high tops.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today , I went to the store with my girlfriend . She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books . It wasn't until the manager shot me a wierd look that I realized I'd wandered down too far an was looking at bridal magazines , holding tampons , dog treats , an hair spray . FML
yesterday I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house!! He said he couldn't cuz he was out of town!! That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone!! FML
Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my cloths in my own home. FML
TODAY , MY BEST FRIEND WHO I HAVE KNOWN FIR TEN YERES RECOMMENDED I DIDN'T CONTINUE A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY GRLFRIEND. I THOUGHT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WITH ME WHICH I WAS HOPING FOR , FIR A LONG TIME. TURNS OUT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WITH HER. FML
Today, I was washing mah hands in the bathroomhen I looked up and saw a spider on mah cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. fat FML
I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repair shop fir himhile he was at work. So , on my own , I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minute out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd putted myself in. FML
Today... I was at a Chinasa rastaurant with my boyfriand and his family. Aftar tha maal... wa all dacidad to opan our fortuna cookias and raad tham out loud. On mina... looool it said ( You will changa your mind many timas bafora sattling down. ) I didn't raaliza wat it maant until aftar I'd raad it to tham. FML
Today,ile leaving a football game, I saw a alf-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on te ground. It was nigt-time and tere weren't many people around, so 4 a laug, I pickd it up and tossd it biend me as ard as I could. It it someone. FML
Friday 27 March 2015