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About zebralover23 : PHOTOGRAPHY IS MY LIFE! Just me and my camera is all I need.
I FINALLY GOT TO SEE MY BEST FRIEND I HAVENT SEEN SINCE SUMMER. SOHAPPY.
Hey Im Kaycey.
.Im an outgoing person. and I love getting messages so MESSAGE ME.
.I love Ed Sheeran, One Direction, Justin Bieber, Olly Murs, Demi Lovato, Austin Mahone, Green Day, Linkin Park, Imagine Dragons, Miley Cyrus, Avril Lavigne, Cher Llyod, Evanescence, Eminem, Jesse McCartney, Panic! At the Disco, Simple Plan, Taylor Swift, and more!
.Photography and Music is my life, I love to draw, take photography, read, and write.
.Im a Junior, Class of 2014 all the way.
.17 years young
.Favorite colors are blue, neon colors, and black
.I cheerlead, and dance and skateboard. Those are also a big part of my life.
.People find it weird that I'm part scene but i have a big girly side of me I just don't show it on here a lot.
.I love dresses and skirts and high heels, but also love skinny jeans &converse&high tops.
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This isn't what should be happening
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Today, I went to the store with my girlfriend. She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books. It wasn't until the manager shot me a weird look that I realized I'd wandered down too far and was looking at bridal magazines, holding tampons, dog treats, and hair spray. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house. He said he couldn't because he was out of town. That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone. FML
Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my clothes in my own home. FML
Today, my best friend who I have known for ten years recommended I didn't continue a relationship with my girlfriend. I thought she wanted to go out with me which I was hoping for, for a long time. Turns out she wanted to go out with her. FML
Today, I was washing my hands in the bathroom when I looked up and saw a spider on my cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. FML
Today, I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repairs shop for him while he was at work. So, on my own, I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minutes out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd put myself in. FML
Today, I was at a Chinese restaurant with my boyfriend and his family. After the meal, we all decided to open our fortune cookies and read them out loud. On mine, it said "You will change your mind many times before settling down." I didn't realize what it meant until after I'd read it to them. FML
Today, while leaving a football game, I saw a half-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on the ground. It was night-time and there weren't many people around, so for a laugh, I picked it up and tossed it behind me as hard as I could. It hit someone. FML