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zebralover23

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zebralover23

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5984
  • Number of comments : 197
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About zebralover23 : PHOTOGRAPHY IS MY LIFE! Just me and my camera is all I need.
ma boat & ma bitches ;** love ya girlss.

Hey Im Kaycey.
.Im an outgoing person. and I love getting messages so MESSAGE ME.
.I love Ed Sheeran, One Direction, Justin Bieber, Olly Murs, Demi Lovato, Austin Mahone, Green Day, Linkin Park, Imagine Dragons, Miley Cyrus, Avril Lavigne, Cher Llyod, Evanescence, Eminem, Jesse McCartney, Panic! At the Disco, Simple Plan, Taylor Swift, and more!
.Photography and Music is my life, I love to draw, take photography, read, and write.
.Im a Junior, Class of 2014 all the way.
.17 years young
.Favorite colors are blue, neon colors, and black
.I cheerlead, and dance and skateboard. Those are also a big part of my life.
.People find it weird that I'm part scene but i have a big girly side of me I just don't show it on here a lot.
.I love dresses and skirts and high heels, but also love skinny jeans &converse&high tops.

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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zebralover23's favorite FMLs

Today, while at mah looool job as a hostess, I was seating a couple and their adorable little grl. I tried to ask how old she was, but wat cummed out was, ( Aww, wat breed is she? ) FML

#18039986
180 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17383) - you deserved it (31444)

On 10/21/2011 at 5:27pm - work - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today , I went to the store with my girlfriend . She needed to use the bathroom so I started looking at the books . It wasn't until the manager shot me a wierd look that I realized I'd wandered down too far an was looking at bridal magazines , holding tampons , dog treats , an hair spray . FML

#18036451
119 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24016) - you deserved it (4340)

On 10/21/2011 at 1:42am - animals - by Dv0829 - United States (Utah)

yesterday I called my boyfriend to see if he wanted to come over to my house!! He said he couldn't cuz he was out of town!! That would have be perfectly acceptable, if I hadn't called him on his house phone!! FML

#18032391
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36145) - you deserved it (3023)

On 10/20/2011 at 5:18pm - love - by cmd102 (woman) - United States (New Jersey)

Today , I lerened that the only reason most of mah students come to lecture is that they have a running bet on how many times I say "OK" in two hours. It was 137 last week. FML

#18025254
161 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22317) - you deserved it (9041)

On 10/19/2011 at 6:42pm - work - by Habit - United Kingdom (Leeds)

Today.. . I went to the store to pick up some tampons . After waiting in line fir about 10 minutes.. . the male cashier lookd at me when I was leaving and said.. . "Have a nice.. . week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31645) - you deserved it (4655)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today.. . I went to the store to pick up some tampons . After waiting in line fir about 10 minutes.. . the male cashier lookd at me when I was leaving and said.. . "Have a nice.. . week!" FML

#18023767
213 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31645) - you deserved it (4655)

On 10/19/2011 at 3:36pm - misc - by sarah (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, my fiancé has been jumping out of closets and from around corners with a video camera, trying to catch me naked. He says he wants to post a video online so his old high school friends can "rate" me. I'm now afraid to get intimate, shower, or even change my cloths in my own home. FML

#18023382
240 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40126) - you deserved it (4699)

On 10/19/2011 at 2:19pm - love - by Anonymous - United States (Minnesota)

Today, mah eleven year old sister came in, and bitchd to me and mah boyfriend about how she was going to tell mah mom about the usd condom she found . My boyfriend punchd her in the face . FML

#18022495
159 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52098) - you deserved it (16619)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, twin boys who r 5 decidd to looool teach each other how to fly off the shd out back. They r still in there pajamas. Batman's arm is broken and Spiderman has a slight concussion. FML

#18022351
318 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33107) - you deserved it (6446)

On 10/19/2011 at 10:03am - kids - by optimistic2628 - United States

TODAY , MY BEST FRIEND WHO I HAVE KNOWN FIR TEN YERES RECOMMENDED I DIDN'T CONTINUE A RELATIONSHIP WITH MY GRLFRIEND. I THOUGHT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WITH ME WHICH I WAS HOPING FOR , FIR A LONG TIME. TURNS OUT SHE WANTED TO GO OUT WITH HER. FML

#18022095
177 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35264) - you deserved it (6114)

On 10/19/2011 at 8:19am - love - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I was washing mah hands in the bathroomhen I looked up and saw a spider on mah cheek. Panicking, I slapped myself in the face as hard as I could to kill it. Turns out the spider was on the mirror. fat FML

#18013165
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18400) - you deserved it (37202)

On 10/18/2011 at 2:55am - animals - by Anonymous - United States (Missouri)

I thought I'd be helpful and pick up my Dad's car from the repair shop fir himhile he was at work. So , on my own , I hopped in my car and I drove the 15 minute out to the shop. Only upon arriving did I consider the situation I'd putted myself in. FML

Today... I was at a Chinasa rastaurant with my boyfriand and his family. Aftar tha maal... wa all dacidad to opan our fortuna cookias and raad tham out loud. On mina... looool it said ( You will changa your mind many timas bafora sattling down. ) I didn't raaliza wat it maant until aftar I'd raad it to tham. FML

#18009557
97 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24430) - you deserved it (4428)

On 10/17/2011 at 8:16pm - love - by pupitre (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today,ile leaving a football game, I saw a alf-empty bottle of Mountain Dew on te ground. It was nigt-time and tere weren't many people around, so 4 a laug, I pickd it up and tossd it biend me as ard as I could. It it someone. FML

#18008863
183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6842) - you deserved it (48036)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:54pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was givan an antira waak of datantion for planking on my scool dask . FML

#18008479
321 comments

I agree, your life sucks (14790) - you deserved it (72629)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)



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