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zebralover23

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zebralover23

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5105
  • Number of comments : 197
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About zebralover23 : PHOTOGRAPHY IS MY LIFE! Just me and my camera is all I need.
ma boat & ma bitches ;** love ya girlss.

Hey Im Kaycey.
.Im an outgoing person. and I love getting messages so MESSAGE ME.
.I love Ed Sheeran, One Direction, Justin Bieber, Olly Murs, Demi Lovato, Austin Mahone, Green Day, Linkin Park, Imagine Dragons, Miley Cyrus, Avril Lavigne, Cher Llyod, Evanescence, Eminem, Jesse McCartney, Panic! At the Disco, Simple Plan, Taylor Swift, and more!
.Photography and Music is my life, I love to draw, take photography, read, and write.
.Im a Junior, Class of 2014 all the way.
.17 years young
.Favorite colors are blue, neon colors, and black
.I cheerlead, and dance and skateboard. Those are also a big part of my life.
.People find it weird that I'm part scene but i have a big girly side of me I just don't show it on here a lot.
.I love dresses and skirts and high heels, but also love skinny jeans &converse&high tops.

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zebralover23's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that when the power goes out at my house, my family thinks you can no longer flush the toilet. FML

#18109822
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27159) - you deserved it (2803)

On 10/30/2011 at 7:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while in the grocery store my boyfriend said very loudly "Don't make me hit you in public again!" He says things like this every time we are in the grocery store line. The sad part is that it's better than when he says "Are you gonna pay for the stuff you put in your purse?" FML

#18109383
352 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32540) - you deserved it (8752)

On 10/30/2011 at 4:38am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lost my phone. On the bright side, someone found it. On the downside, they won't give it back. FML

#18105886
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27687) - you deserved it (3023)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:07pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I had to cancel my birthday party because of snow. It's October. FML

#18104426
340 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27485) - you deserved it (4538)

On 10/29/2011 at 3:46pm - misc - by bethanygirl - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my own shop. And I'm a locksmith. FML

#18102402
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30550) - you deserved it (10365)

On 10/29/2011 at 10:07am - work - by joser6969 - United States

Today, my boyfriend confessed that he hates horror films. Our relationship was born out of our 'love' for horror films. I have endured 3 years of watching films that absolutely terrify me only to find out he doesn't like them either. FML

#18101877
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13119) - you deserved it (42637)

On 10/29/2011 at 7:32am - love - by duped (woman) - United Kingdom (Warwickshire)

Today, during my fourth solo day working as a meter-maid, I had a vehicle towed for being parked in front of a fire hydrant. The vehicle belonged to the governor. I'm scared to even show my face at work next week. FML

#18098771
242 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27570) - you deserved it (4282)

On 10/28/2011 at 8:19pm - work - by NoMoreMeters - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was bitched out by my 17 year old son's teacher. It seems the idiot teacher made the kids advocate for his own political beliefs in a presentation, and my son ended his speech saying, "And it remains my opinion that our instructor is cramping my motherfucking style." Instant suspension. FML

#18095977
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26391) - you deserved it (4894)

On 10/28/2011 at 11:52am - kids - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML

#18093581
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21516) - you deserved it (2447)

On 10/28/2011 at 12:17am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Ohio)

Today, my dad walked in on me and my girlfriend having sex. His only reaction was to mutter, "Put some back into it, son." before awkwardly sidling out. FML

#18087484
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32064) - you deserved it (7930)

On 10/27/2011 at 8:22am - intimacy - by ifeeldirty (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was at work when I found an iPhone on the floor. I decided not to turn it into the manager and keep it. Five minutes later, a customer asked if anyone had turned in her missing phone. I said no and began to walk away, when her friend called her phone. It rang. She recognized the ringtone. FML

#18086269
517 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9828) - you deserved it (178797)

On 10/27/2011 at 1:01am - work - by charlie3289 (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, it's the third day of my dad's revenge after he snapped over me supposedly using the word "duh" in every other sentence. He got his hands on my old recorder and has been playing it loudly and out of tune outside my room when I try to do my homework. My mom thinks this is hilarious. FML

#18083556
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18243) - you deserved it (12410)

On 10/26/2011 at 8:24pm - misc - by krystal (woman) - United States (California)

Today, was the last day of the prank war between me and my husband. I told him the last prank needed to be the best one. I took a shower and tried to think up my last prank. When I got out of the shower, my hair was green. FML

#18080621
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11802) - you deserved it (32873)

On 10/26/2011 at 1:56pm - misc - by mycedes - United States

Today, for my birthday, instead of a cake, my friends surprised me with a castle mainly made out of bacon. I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I fucking hate bacon. FML

#18079662
414 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22326) - you deserved it (44686)

On 10/26/2011 at 10:14am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, my mother called me urgently from the kitchen. Thinking she was hurt, I ran to her as fast as possible. She threw a wet cloth at my head and ran away, laughing her face off. FML

#18078802
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23087) - you deserved it (3997)

On 10/26/2011 at 4:58am - misc - by MereLewis95 - United Kingdom (Birmingham)



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