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zebralover23
  • Town/Country : USA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 June 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 4692
  • Number of comments : 197
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About zebralover23 : PHOTOGRAPHY IS MY LIFE! Just me and my camera is all I need.
ma boat & ma bitches ;** love ya girlss.

Hey Im Kaycey.
.Im an outgoing person. and I love getting messages so MESSAGE ME.
.I love Ed Sheeran, One Direction, Justin Bieber, Olly Murs, Demi Lovato, Austin Mahone, Green Day, Linkin Park, Imagine Dragons, Miley Cyrus, Avril Lavigne, Cher Llyod, Evanescence, Eminem, Jesse McCartney, Panic! At the Disco, Simple Plan, Taylor Swift, and more!
.Photography and Music is my life, I love to draw, take photography, read, and write.
.Im a Junior, Class of 2014 all the way.
.17 years young
.Favorite colors are blue, neon colors, and black
.I cheerlead, and dance and skateboard. Those are also a big part of my life.
.People find it weird that I'm part scene but i have a big girly side of me I just don't show it on here a lot.
.I love dresses and skirts and high heels, but also love skinny jeans &converse&high tops.

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Today, my boyfriend dumped me, all because he's scared of my mother. FML

#18715469
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23499) - you deserved it (3868)

On 01/05/2012 at 11:58am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I received a ticket for not having my headlights on. The cop who pulled me over had a broken headlight. FML

#18715182
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23792) - you deserved it (3954)

On 01/05/2012 at 10:56am - money - by FML - United States (Florida)

Today, my mom took my cell to work with her. When she got home later, she scolded me for not answering her calls. When I pointed out that she'd taken it, she grounded me for "talking back". FML

#18664843
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31973) - you deserved it (2331)

On 12/31/2011 at 3:37pm - misc - by yourebeautiful - United States

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML

#18653374
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21719) - you deserved it (2532)

On 12/30/2011 at 12:27pm - love - by ktinanic - United States (Michigan)

Today, I woke up at midnight crying, stood up to turn on the lights and face-planted into my wall. FML

#18642505
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17209) - you deserved it (3202)

On 12/29/2011 at 7:01am - health - by Girl-of-very-little-brain (woman) - Canada

Today, my husband asked me if I was really pregnant or if I was just smuggling cheeseburgers. I'm now referred to as "the hamburgler." I'm only 5 months pregnant. FML

#18393059
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25809) - you deserved it (3211)

On 11/30/2011 at 9:57am - love - by preggers - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try something new. I ended up tied to the bed, and my girlfriend discovered how ticklish I am. Worst 3 hours of my life. FML

#18391386
145 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33189) - you deserved it (7793)

On 11/30/2011 at 1:43am - intimacy - by me - Canada (Saskatchewan)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because we watched a movie that Taylor Lautner was in, she claims they made special eye contact and they are destined to be together. FML

#18379052
301 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37743) - you deserved it (4034)

On 11/28/2011 at 8:33pm - love - by hot_shot (man) - United States (Missouri)

Today, my boyfriend dropped by my work to break up with me. I had to go the rest of my shift with a smile, fighting back tears. I work as the Cinderella at Disney Land. FML

#18358033
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (61044) - you deserved it (2880)

On 11/26/2011 at 4:54pm - love - by notsohappilyeverafter - United States (California)

Today, as a support worker, I spent 45 minutes making various attempts to calm a violent autistic kid. Just as soon as I was sure the crisis was over, he beat me as hard as he could with the "Things I Can Do When I'm Mad" book I'd given him. FML

#18244836
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21316) - you deserved it (3011)

On 11/14/2011 at 8:37am - work - by metallifreak44 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, like every day since my birth, my name is Spreme. Yeah, you probably have trouble pronouncing it correctly too. FML

#18227248
461 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36284) - you deserved it (2825) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 11/12/2011 at 10:42am - misc - by Nico - France

Today, I dined and dashed. Upon reaching my car, I realized I had left my seven year-old daughter in the restaurant. FML

#18217676
372 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7033) - you deserved it (98286)

On 11/11/2011 at 10:17am - kids - by embarrassed - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my buddy told me he was going to get an HIV test at the health department. Without thinking, I told him to "think positive". FML

#18216431
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24585) - you deserved it (6828)

On 11/11/2011 at 3:42am - health - by devinchi (man) - United States

Today, I was working the graveyard shift as a security guard. I fell asleep in my car doing paperwork around 2 am. When my supervisor came to check on me, he pounded on my window, wearing a "Scream" mask. I panicked and pepper sprayed him. Too bad my window was closed. FML

#18208389
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13720) - you deserved it (29662)

On 11/10/2011 at 6:40am - work - by copshop - United States (California)

Today, my recently ex-girlfriend's mother called me regarding her baby girl, saying, "If you mess with the chicklet, you mess with the momma hen." I have no idea what the hell this means for my future, but I'm a bit scared. FML

#18181651
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25892) - you deserved it (4505)

On 11/07/2011 at 2:20am - love - by roadkill0321 - United States



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