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About zebralover23 : PHOTOGRAPHY IS MY LIFE! Just me and my camera is all I need.
ma boat & ma bitches ;** love ya girlss.
Hey Im Kaycey.
.Im an outgoing person. and I love getting messages so MESSAGE ME.
.I love Ed Sheeran, One Direction, Justin Bieber, Olly Murs, Demi Lovato, Austin Mahone, Green Day, Linkin Park, Imagine Dragons, Miley Cyrus, Avril Lavigne, Cher Llyod, Evanescence, Eminem, Jesse McCartney, Panic! At the Disco, Simple Plan, Taylor Swift, and more!
.Photography and Music is my life, I love to draw, take photography, read, and write.
.Im a Junior, Class of 2014 all the way.
.17 years young
.Favorite colors are blue, neon colors, and black
.I cheerlead, and dance and skateboard. Those are also a big part of my life.
.People find it weird that I'm part scene but i have a big girly side of me I just don't show it on here a lot.
.I love dresses and skirts and high heels, but also love skinny jeans &converse&high tops.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today...ila I was paacafully slaaping... I falt a and suddanly slap ma foraaad. Tan fingars bagan to prass against ma mout... tan nosa... tan ayas. I finally woka up to ma grlfriand lauging ystarically. Sa'd confusad ma wit ar clock-radio. big fat FML
Today , mah distraught mom calld me , saying mah dad had killd himself and to come home right away. After cussing out mah math teacher for trying to stop me and rushing back home in a taxi , I ran into the living room , only to find mah parents laughing so hard they were practically in tears. FML
Today, mah mother came home from the grocery store with a 20kg bag of carrots, and nothing else. She then looool informed me that, for as long as mah girlfriend and I keep 'going at it like rabbits', she would be feeding me like one. FML
Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML
Friday 27 March 2015