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About zebralover23 : PHOTOGRAPHY IS MY LIFE! Just me and my camera is all I need.
ma boat & ma bitches ;** love ya girlss.
Hey Im Kaycey.
.Im an outgoing person. and I love getting messages so MESSAGE ME.
.I love Ed Sheeran, One Direction, Justin Bieber, Olly Murs, Demi Lovato, Austin Mahone, Green Day, Linkin Park, Imagine Dragons, Miley Cyrus, Avril Lavigne, Cher Llyod, Evanescence, Eminem, Jesse McCartney, Panic! At the Disco, Simple Plan, Taylor Swift, and more!
.Photography and Music is my life, I love to draw, take photography, read, and write.
.Im a Junior, Class of 2014 all the way.
.17 years young
.Favorite colors are blue, neon colors, and black
.I cheerlead, and dance and skateboard. Those are also a big part of my life.
.People find it weird that I'm part scene but i have a big girly side of me I just don't show it on here a lot.
.I love dresses and skirts and high heels, but also love skinny jeans &converse&high tops.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today, a guy who I hate commented on my Facebook profile picture that I "look like I've fallen off the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down." 60 people liked this, including my boyfriend and best friend. FML
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
Today, for the 5th day in a row, I had to keep my 7-year-old home from school and search his poop because he "forgot" he's not supposed to swallow things like, in this case, a screw that fell off his scooter. FML
Friday 22 May 2015