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zebralover23

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zebralover23

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 7 June 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 5990
  • Number of comments : 197
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About zebralover23 : PHOTOGRAPHY IS MY LIFE! Just me and my camera is all I need.
ma boat & ma bitches ;** love ya girlss.

Hey Im Kaycey.
.Im an outgoing person. and I love getting messages so MESSAGE ME.
.I love Ed Sheeran, One Direction, Justin Bieber, Olly Murs, Demi Lovato, Austin Mahone, Green Day, Linkin Park, Imagine Dragons, Miley Cyrus, Avril Lavigne, Cher Llyod, Evanescence, Eminem, Jesse McCartney, Panic! At the Disco, Simple Plan, Taylor Swift, and more!
.Photography and Music is my life, I love to draw, take photography, read, and write.
.Im a Junior, Class of 2014 all the way.
.17 years young
.Favorite colors are blue, neon colors, and black
.I cheerlead, and dance and skateboard. Those are also a big part of my life.
.People find it weird that I'm part scene but i have a big girly side of me I just don't show it on here a lot.
.I love dresses and skirts and high heels, but also love skinny jeans &converse&high tops.

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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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zebralover23's favorite FMLs

Today , my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute cuz he trid to kill his mother!! He also told me we will be together forever!! I'm scard!! FML

#18005142
245 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52838) - you deserved it (4890)

On 10/17/2011 at 6:02am - love - by bubba - China

Today... I took the train to visit mah parents...hich arrives late at night. As I was getting off... the cute guy in front of me looked out the window... then turned to me and said... "Doesn't that guy out there give u the creeps?" That guy was mah dad. FML

#17996578
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29367) - you deserved it (2286)

On 10/16/2011 at 6:36am - misc - by DaddysGirl (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, whila raading ovar my sant application amail to a job I hava baan trying to gat, I found out my brothar had put "Hail Hitlar!" as my signatura. raal FML

#17996037
169 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35618) - you deserved it (4998)

On 10/16/2011 at 3:15am - work - by Unemployed - United States (Oregon)

todayhile jogging in the park, I saw a man acting strange an trying to talk to 3 little grls. I joggd over to their mother an looool warnd her about a 'werdo' lurking around her daughters. Turns out that 'werdo' is the woman's disabld brother. big fat FML

Yesterday, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML

#17986846
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37311) - you deserved it (3145)

On 10/15/2011 at 1:13am - misc - by Ania (woman) - United States (Florida)

Taday I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from mah bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard . My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back . This is his revenge fir me salting his coffee this morning . FML

#17985253
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12754) - you deserved it (36750)

On 10/14/2011 at 9:48pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada

Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML

#17981940
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45082) - you deserved it (5053)

On 10/14/2011 at 12:11pm - kids - by MLGreco - United States

Today, mah dad yallad at ma 4 buying chunky paanut buttar . Ha wantad smooth . Apparantly ha's "allargic to paanuts." I had to axplain to himhy his argumant mada no sansa . FML

#17981660
111 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31697) - you deserved it (2240)

On 10/14/2011 at 10:41am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked mah studentsho had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. real FML

#17980491
193 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28658) - you deserved it (3097)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:42am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today... my student took my glasses... hid them from looool me... and called me a turtlehen I squinted my eyes trying to look 4 them. This carried on 4 about 25 minutes. FML

#17980365
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26398) - you deserved it (3657)

On 10/14/2011 at 2:09am - kids - by TurtleTeacher (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts!! She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML

#17977433
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28317) - you deserved it (10980)

On 10/13/2011 at 8:10pm - misc - by Cassandra (woman) - United States (Arizona)

TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML

#17977094
274 comments

I agree, your life sucks (64388) - you deserved it (3208)

On 10/13/2011 at 7:20pm - love - by Good sister (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today, I Was Threatened With Suspension From School Because Of My Nose Piercing. I Had To Explain That It's Actually A Pimple. Fat FML

#17960494
167 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35060) - you deserved it (2512)

On 10/11/2011 at 4:05pm - health - by top dog! - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I Spent About 10 Minutes Searcing Frantically For My Cell Pone, Wile Olding It Up To My Ear An Talking To My Friend About My Plans Tonigt. FML

#17934775
176 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10015) - you deserved it (38360)

On 10/08/2011 at 11:54am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)

TODAY, MAH NEW COWORKER ASKED IF I KNEW HER DAUGHTER. I RESPONDED YES AN ASKED HOW HER PREGNANCY WAS GOING. SHE DIDN'T KNOW HER DAUGHTER WAS PREGNANT. BIG FAT FML

#17920889
208 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38894) - you deserved it (6162)

On 10/06/2011 at 4:35pm - work - by Anonymous - United States



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