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About zebralover23 : PHOTOGRAPHY IS MY LIFE! Just me and my camera is all I need.
ma boat & ma bitches ;** love ya girlss.
Hey Im Kaycey.
.Im an outgoing person. and I love getting messages so MESSAGE ME.
.I love Ed Sheeran, One Direction, Justin Bieber, Olly Murs, Demi Lovato, Austin Mahone, Green Day, Linkin Park, Imagine Dragons, Miley Cyrus, Avril Lavigne, Cher Llyod, Evanescence, Eminem, Jesse McCartney, Panic! At the Disco, Simple Plan, Taylor Swift, and more!
.Photography and Music is my life, I love to draw, take photography, read, and write.
.Im a Junior, Class of 2014 all the way.
.17 years young
.Favorite colors are blue, neon colors, and black
.I cheerlead, and dance and skateboard. Those are also a big part of my life.
.People find it weird that I'm part scene but i have a big girly side of me I just don't show it on here a lot.
.I love dresses and skirts and high heels, but also love skinny jeans &converse&high tops.
I like your style
You've liked someone. How cute!
Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
Today , my boyfriend of 3 years felt comfortable enough with me to disclose that he had previously spent 4 years in a mental institute cuz he trid to kill his mother!! He also told me we will be together forever!! I'm scard!! FML
Today... I took the train to visit mah parents...hich arrives late at night. As I was getting off... the cute guy in front of me looked out the window... then turned to me and said... "Doesn't that guy out there give u the creeps?" That guy was mah dad. FML
todayhile jogging in the park, I saw a man acting strange an trying to talk to 3 little grls. I joggd over to their mother an looool warnd her about a 'werdo' lurking around her daughters. Turns out that 'werdo' is the woman's disabld brother. big fat FML
Yesterday, I went shopping with my mom. I went into my department and tried on some clothes. After a few minutes, there is an announcement that a child has gone missing. Staff are searching the store. I see my mom and she hugs me in tears and yells, "I found her!" I'm almost 17. FML
Taday I came home from school to find almost every single personal possession and piece of furniture from mah bedroom all laid out or disassembled in the back yard . My dad smugly told me I'd better start moving it all back . This is his revenge fir me salting his coffee this morning . FML
Today... for the first time... I beat my brother in a game of CoD. Not being a gamer... I was ecstatic. Later...hen I was in the shower... my brother snuck in the bathroom... yelled "Napalm strike!" an threw our cat over the shower curtain lyk a furry grenade from hell. FML
Today, in the senior class I teach, I asked mah studentsho had traveled outside of the country, excluding Canada and Mexico. One student raised his hand and proudly stated, "Arizona". He wants to be a doctor. real FML
Today, my mom took a bright red sharpie and drew a red circle just above my breasts!! She said, "If I can see this, ever, your shirt is either too low cut or too see through and it will be thrown away." FML
TODAY, MAH BROTHER IN LAW GOT INTO A FIGHT WITH MAH HUSBAND!! MY PREGNANT SISTER WAS YELLING AT HER HUSBAND TO STOP BEATING MAH HUSBAND UP!! WHEN I CAME INTO THE ROOM, I ASKD WHY THEY WERE FIGHTING!! YOU'LL NEVER GUESS WHO THE REAL FATHER OF MAH SISTER'S BABY IS!! FAT FML
Friday 27 March 2015