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zebraface
  • Town/Country : Fort Sill, Oklahoma, USA
  • Title : Madam
  • Birth Date : Sunday 17 May 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 390
  • Number of comments : 63
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

About zebraface : My name is Shandi, but my nickname has been "Monster" for longer than I can remember.

I adore Star Wars and cows. (Cheese, beef, milk and leather all in one? Most useful animal on the planet!)

I'm not a grammar nazi, but it would be nice if people had some common grammatical sense. And I hate that ghetto shit "lyk dis."

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Jar Jar is hilarious and I don't understand why everyone else seems to hate him. So what if he handed the galaxy over to the Empire?
Limp Bizkit is my favorite band.
Other favorites include Korn, Slipknot, The Deftones, Seether and A Perfect Circle.

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Today, I took an afternoon nap, and when I woke up, it was pitch black outside. Still groggy, I went downstairs, only to see my dad sporting a shocked expression and a suspiciously powder-white beard. He actually almost convinced me that I'd just woken up from a five year coma. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22600) - you deserved it (4247)

On 02/17/2013 at 12:56am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, my daughter called me telling me she had her twin girls. She named them Juli and Anne. Her name is Julianne. Her kids are going to fucking hate her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23327) - you deserved it (2376)

On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my daughter called me telling me she had her twin girls. She named them Juli and Anne. Her name is Julianne. Her kids are going to fucking hate her. FML

#20141194
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23327) - you deserved it (2376)

On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, my husband and I were pulled over by a cop. He was still angry from our earlier argument over his constant freeloading, and when the cop told him we'd been doing 75 in a 55, he retorted, "Yeah? I did 75 in your mom last night, fuzzball." One more ticket I have to pay for. FML

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188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17539) - you deserved it (3450)

On 05/18/2012 at 10:41pm - money - by me (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I got into a fist-fight with a wasp, aka a Nazi helicopter. Despite swiping at it with ninja-like skills, I lost. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5469) - you deserved it (16100)

On 02/10/2012 at 9:13am - animals - by Stung (man) - United Kingdom

Today, my mom was freaking out about me handling a CD-ROM with my bare hands. When I asked her what all the commotion was about, she said she was worried that I would catch "one of those computer viruses" she'd heard about on the news. FML

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