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Today, my daughter and husband decided to surprise me at work. A whole bunch of my co-workers were standing around me when she ran up and hugged me. Her face is level with my crotch. She immediately jumps back from the hug and says "ewwww smells like fish." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (39189) - you deserved it (15291)

On 12/06/2010 at 9:58pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I was going through my mom's old yearbook. There was a page long note from her friend talking about my mother's crazy drunk sex stories and describing multiple sexual encounters she had while on a pool table. I am deeply scarred forever. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (24032) - you deserved it (9062)

On 12/06/2010 at 7:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Idaho)



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