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  • Town/Country : Sweden
  • Title : Miss
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  • Number of comments : 6
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Today, six months have passed since my parents announced that they're getting a divorce. We're all still awkwardly living together because we haven't been able to sell our house yet. FML

#14382605
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23361) - you deserved it (1938)

On 12/29/2010 at 1:32pm - misc - by nerdsgetmehot - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he loved me for the very first time in three years. Apparently, all it took was anal. FML

#14379912
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29207) - you deserved it (11061)

On 12/29/2010 at 6:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was told I sound like a seal barking when I orgasm. FML

#14365542
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24344) - you deserved it (6802)

On 12/28/2010 at 2:44am - intimacy - by sealy (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

#14261370
168 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21888) - you deserved it (6018)

On 12/19/2010 at 3:51pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36145) - you deserved it (3407)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, not only did I miss my bus by seconds, I also saw the bus driver smirking as he drove past me in the middle of the Canadian winter. FML

#14233418
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25311) - you deserved it (3014)

On 12/17/2010 at 8:20am - misc - by peanutface - Canada

Today, while taking a shower, I was enthusiastically singing one of my favorite songs. When I got out, I noticed a bunch of things missing, and a note on my desk saying "shut the f*ck up, you suck." I was robbed and judged by a thief. FML

#14190731
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29958) - you deserved it (3578)

On 12/13/2010 at 1:10pm - misc - by Username - United States (Georgia)

Today, I got married. Tonight, I received the best orgasm of my life. Not from my husband; from the jacuzzi tub in our honeymoon suite, where he was passed out drunk. FML

#14170745
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29923) - you deserved it (4108)

On 12/11/2010 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, I got married. Tonight, I received the best orgasm of my life. Not from my husband; from the jacuzzi tub in our honeymoon suite, where he was passed out drunk. FML

#14170745
154 comments

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On 12/11/2010 at 9:20pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Montana)

Today, my dad came up behind me with a pair of scissors, and pretended to snip away at my hair. I was sure he was joking, so I just sat there and didn't react. Later, I felt the back of my head and looked at my hand. Suffice it to say, I now have a large bald patch on the back of my head. FML

#14155752
122 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 4:59pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - New Zealand (Hawke's Bay)

Today, I admitted to my girlfriend that I'd kissed another girl five days before we got together. She told me, "That's OK, I slept with my boss last week." FML

#14150330
123 comments

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On 12/10/2010 at 2:29am - intimacy - by rob -

Today, I participated in a charity auction at my university where the boys are "sold" to the highest bidder to be a slave for a day. My girlfriend and ex were bidding against each other. My ex won. FML

#14143329
99 comments

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On 12/09/2010 at 2:58pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (Leicestershire)

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

#14139817
68 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27209) - you deserved it (2803)

On 12/09/2010 at 4:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - France

 Today, my girlfriend and I had an argument. She admitted she didn't know why she was pissed at me, but still is, and now she won't talk to me. FML

#14092171
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21344) - you deserved it (3537)

On 12/05/2010 at 3:10am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Alberta)



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