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Today, I checked the app I had used during the night. It's supposed to record you while you sleep if you make any noise, and I had downloaded because my friends say I snore. The only noise it picked up was my parents having sex. FML

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On 07/23/2012 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Wyoming)

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

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On 05/18/2012 at 10:46pm - health - by msassy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend got mad at me because I refused to keep him company while he took a shit. FML

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On 05/16/2012 at 6:38pm - misc - by HK (woman) - United Kingdom (West Sussex)

Today, I found out that I am allergic to grass, and not supposed to mow lawns. My job is mowing lawns. FML

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On 05/16/2012 at 3:36am - work - by jobless - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "what birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

#19626736
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On 05/15/2012 at 10:13am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was at a bus stop making small talk with a really nice girl, when all of a sudden some kids let off firecrackers behind me. I shrieked like a little girl and practically jumped into her lap. FML

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On 05/15/2012 at 12:07am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I went to the store for some pads with my dad. We got them and then went to the cashier. That's when he realized that they were scented. He took one out of the box, sniffed it, made me sniff it, then insisted the cashier smell it. FML

#19614809
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On 05/13/2012 at 1:02am - misc - by vron991 - United States (Delaware)

Today, I'm found out I'm pregnant. My husband and I spoke at length about how we were going to handle things, which included him "forbidding" me from having an epidural, because he doesn't want our baby to "come out addicted to drugs." FML

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On 05/12/2012 at 9:35pm - health - by CalyenaL (woman) - Mexico (Baja California)

Today, I discovered that my three-year-old daughter has mastered the art of pickpocketing. While I was driving to work this morning, my car broke down. I reached in my pocket to call AAA on my cell, only to find her squirt gun in its place. FML

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On 05/12/2012 at 4:01pm - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, my wife told me she was pregnant. I don't remember having sex since last year. FML

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On 05/12/2012 at 10:42am - intimacy - by rj - United States (Kansas)

Today, I started the job of my dreams. Our first marketing meeting was an in-depth analysis of the phrase, "Haters gonna hate, potatoes gonna potate". I have a 5 year contract. FML

#19611170
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On 05/12/2012 at 10:36am - work - by picklet (woman) - Malaysia (Negeri Sembilan)

Today, while sitting at a red light, I guiltily nibbled on a chocolate bar and looked around to make sure no one saw me cheating on my diet.  A police car pulled up, I panicked, stepped on the gas, and ran the light. FML

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On 05/12/2012 at 12:27am - misc - by Snickers (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I brought my 90-year-old grandfather into school for a project that required to bring in "a first-hand account" of the Great Depression. He started off by telling the class how in his day, they "threw rocks at black people." FML

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On 05/11/2012 at 7:52pm - misc - by Class (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML

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On 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm - love - by rawr_fml001 - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML

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On 05/10/2012 at 4:17pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Illinois)



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