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Today, I've been dating a girl for a year and she's only touched my penis twice. Once by accident. FML

#1883 (129)

I agree, your life sucks (15390) - you deserved it (6495)

On 01/20/2009 at 11:52am - love - by jobless - Sent from mobile version

Today, we had the (great?) idea of having sex on a bean bag before my roomate got back home. Result: thousands of small polystyrene balls all over the living room. And no, they can't be picked up in 30 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (8491) - you deserved it (18643)

On 11/24/2008 at 11:27pm - intimacy - by William - Sent from mobile version