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zantic33
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  • Number of visits : 146
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 14 posted

About zantic33 : The picture is my dog sam. He has the cutest look on his face when he's listening to you.

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Today, the vibrator I ordered online was delivered. I'd paid extra to make sure it would be here before the weekend, so I could sneak it into my room while everyone was gone. My dad decided to stay home all day and answer the door ahead of me. FML

#18864460
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20310) - you deserved it (5893)

On 01/20/2012 at 7:29pm - intimacy - by Ouch (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I got really bored so I posted on Facebook "Someone should kidnap me for the day." My mom commented, "The only things willing to kidnap you are aliens, and that would be because they'd mistaken you for a cow." 16 people liked her comment. FML

#18860865
218 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29883) - you deserved it (7767)

On 01/20/2012 at 10:15am - misc - by LonerCow (woman) - United States

Today, I got fired. My coworker decided to imitate my voice, stand outside of my boss's office door, and say insulting things about his daughter. FML

#18860148
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25198) - you deserved it (1501)

On 01/20/2012 at 7:13am - work - by XxJennJennXxX - United States

Today, I went on a date to the zoo. I soon found out that my date had eaten several hash brownies before entering. FML

#18825467
217 comments

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On 01/16/2012 at 3:02pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I was on a date. I noticed he kept looking at my lips. Thinking he wanted to kiss me, I leaned in closer. Disgusted, he pulled away and said, "I'm sorry, but that pimple on your chin is, like, staring at me or something." FML

#18793315
124 comments

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On 01/13/2012 at 4:32am - love - by sillvy - United States

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

#17811635
327 comments

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On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)



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