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About zanlyxa : I'm not very interesting. And I am very intrigued with how you managed to find me considering I very rarely comment as seen above ^. But it's okay. I love music, Mozart, and Kelly Clarkson, Black Veil Brides, etc. I love to draw. And I cannot grammar
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Hard at Work
Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.
Who’s the fairest of them all?
This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
Today, I decided to clean my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
Today, at 4 AM, I locked myself out of my apartment. After calling friends in vain, I decided to just sit on the doorstep and wait for someone to come in. I sat for 10 minutes before a homeless man insisted threateningly that I move. I was kicked off my own front doorstep by a homeless man. FML
Tuesday 22 July 2014