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zanlyxa

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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 299
  • Number of comments : 3
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About zanlyxa : I'm not very interesting. And I am very intrigued with how you managed to find me considering I very rarely comment as seen above ^. But it's okay. I love music, Mozart, and Kelly Clarkson, Black Veil Brides, etc. I love to draw. And I cannot grammar

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Voting on an FML from the Work category on a Monday between 8 and 9am, how ironic.

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zanlyxa's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML

by rejected / 07/28/2014 at 6:09pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I decided to clean my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML

by Shiva / 03/18/2014 at 4:46am / France (Poitou-Charentes) / Animals

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML

by Anonymous / 06/10/2009 at 9:12am / United States (Maine) / Kids

Today, at 4 AM, I locked myself out of my apartment. After calling friends in vain, I decided to just sit on the doorstep and wait for someone to come in. I sat for 10 minutes before a homeless man insisted threateningly that I move. I was kicked off my own front doorstep by a homeless man. FML