About zanlyxa : I'm not very interesting. And I am very intrigued with how you managed to find me considering I very rarely comment as seen above ^. But it's okay. I love music, Mozart, and Kelly Clarkson, Black Veil Brides, etc. I love to draw. And I cannot grammar
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by rejected / 07/28/2014 at 6:09pm / United States (California) / Love
Today, I decided to clean my apartment from top to bottom. Once I was done, I looked over at my puppy, who then woke up, stretched, got out of his basket and started to pee. I shouted, "No!" Scared, he then ran all over the place, still peeing. FML
by Shiva / 03/18/2014 at 4:46am / France (Poitou-Charentes) / Animals
by Anonymous / 06/10/2009 at 9:12am / United States (Maine) / Kids
Today, at 4 AM, I locked myself out of my apartment. After calling friends in vain, I decided to just sit on the doorstep and wait for someone to come in. I sat for 10 minutes before a homeless man insisted threateningly that I move. I was kicked off my own front doorstep by a homeless man. FML
by voltumna / 04/29/2009 at 8:38am / United States (Maine) / Miscellaneous
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