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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About zanlyxa : I'm not very interesting. And I am very intrigued with how you managed to find me considering I very rarely comment as seen above ^. But it's okay. I love music, Mozart, and Kelly Clarkson, Black Veil Brides, etc. I love to draw. And I cannot grammar

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Today, my girlfriend fell asleep while I was proposing. FML


I agree, your life sucks (55662) - you deserved it (7596)

On 07/28/2014 at 6:09pm - love - by rejected - United States (California)

Today, at 4 AM, I locked myself out of my apartment. After calling friends in vain, I decided to just sit on the doorstep and wait for someone to come in. I sat for 10 minutes before a homeless man insisted threateningly that I move. I was kicked off my own front doorstep by a homeless man. FML

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