Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

zakkyzebra

Offline (the 03/06/2015 at 8:03pm) | Search for a member

zakkyzebra

1Fucked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 March 1995 (20 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 4091
  • Number of comments : 508
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

About zakkyzebra : Refer to my pic

zakkyzebra's page activity

Visits<b>missmorggan</b> - the 04/07/2015 at 6:28am<b>Supersid333</b> - the 03/05/2015 at 12:47am<b>endurancefan212</b> - the 02/06/2015 at 4:43pm<b>Valcannos</b> - the 01/18/2015 at 10:05pm<b>clairesucks</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 9:44am<b>loveblondie</b> - the 12/14/2014 at 5:24pm<b>Drag0nb0rn</b> - the 11/15/2014 at 9:50am<b>defuck</b> - the 11/02/2014 at 7:15pm<b>ragingatheist</b> - the 10/26/2014 at 6:10pm<b>Paksenarrion</b> - the 07/12/2014 at 10:36pm<b>curticus</b> - the 07/11/2014 at 6:20am<b>bkb1213</b> - the 05/08/2014 at 9:51am<b>Federgirl</b> - the 04/28/2014 at 12:38am<b>Anomalymous</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 6:29pm<b>imyy</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 8:19am<b>Axipiter</b> - the 04/14/2014 at 6:57am<b>ArticFlare</b> - the 03/25/2014 at 11:33pm<b>Girosrabing</b> - the 02/15/2014 at 7:25pm

Fucked!<b>clairesucks</b> - the 01/07/2015 at 3:44pm

zakkyzebra's FML badges

An insomniac or a creature of the dark

You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 am.

Keen reader – Level: master ninja

You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

Keen reader – Level: student ninja

You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.

See all of zakkyzebra's badges

zakkyzebra's favorite FMLs

Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

#2532710
1183 comments

I agree, your life sucks (88732) - you deserved it (233120)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)



FML's blog

  • JT's illustrated FML
  • Hello everybody, how's it going? This week we're looking at the delicate art of getting along with your neighbours. If you've ever lived in an apartment building, you'll know that having people live…

Friday 22 May 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: