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zakkyzebra
  • Town/Country : Cambodian Desert of, Portugal
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 March 1995 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 3730
  • Number of comments : 504
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 20 posted

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Today, I was taking a nap. Apparently, my two year old daughter decided to crawl on top of the covers on my bed because she was scared since there was a thunder storm. I thought she was one of our cats so I kicked her off. She hit the wall. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (65796) - you deserved it (162543)

On 06/02/2009 at 2:03pm - animals - by fmlfmlfml (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I had drunk sex with a girl that I barely know. I didn't have a condom and was nervous about getting her pregnant, but she assured me that I could pull out. Right when I was about to pull out, she wrapped her legs around me and yelled, "BE MY BABY'S DADDY!" I couldn't get out in time. FML

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On 03/09/2009 at 6:58pm - intimacy - by RC3Welly (man) - United States (Florida)



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