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zakkyzebra

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 29 March 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 3975
  • Number of comments : 508
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 21 posted

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Today, my girlfriend called and said she had great news. Turns out I've cured her of that illness she gets every month. FML

#19276120
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28888) - you deserved it (18079)

On 03/14/2012 at 3:51am - misc - by daddy-o - United States (Utah)

Today, I watched Gigli. FML

#19259305
265 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7676) - you deserved it (24802)

On 03/11/2012 at 7:19pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I became a father. Unfortunately, my wife found out. FML

#19253868
64 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9989) - you deserved it (145219)

On 03/10/2012 at 9:16pm - misc - by Major3 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I discovered that during fire drills, my school lines everyone up next to some extremely flammable and explosive propane tanks. If we ever have a real fire, we will all die. FML

#19164372
140 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28647) - you deserved it (2142)

On 02/25/2012 at 11:18pm - misc - by afraidtoburn (woman) - Canada (Quebec)

Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML

#18153680
165 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17244) - you deserved it (49138)

On 11/04/2011 at 12:38am - intimacy - by me (man) - United States (California)

Today, I was using a public urinal when a man came up to use the one next to me. As he approached, he said, "Friendly spy plane inbound" and pretended to look at my knob. FML

#17448380
264 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25890) - you deserved it (2535)

On 08/12/2011 at 6:40am - misc - by Anonymous - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was at a local restaurant. The girl that I like walked by so I tried to give her a high five. My hand ended up on her boob instead. FML

#17315366
138 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26326) - you deserved it (16236)

On 07/31/2011 at 12:20am - misc - by James (man) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I came home to find that all my porn magazines have been "censored" with a black sharpie. FML

#15874125
295 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23531) - you deserved it (50964)

On 04/21/2011 at 2:30pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML

#15162560
257 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15875) - you deserved it (56197)

On 03/01/2011 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, my boyfriend found out I have OCD. When I touch something with one hand I have to touch it with the other or I freak. After I brushed his face with the back of my hand he tackled me to the floor, held me down, and laughed at me while I panicked and tried to touch him with my other hand. FML

#13351667
419 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45878) - you deserved it (14688)

On 10/07/2010 at 2:29am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)

Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML

#13311710
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52537) - you deserved it (5585)

On 10/04/2010 at 12:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (California)

Today, I told my 3 year old daughter to behave or I'd spank her. She looked right at me and said "Bring it." FML

#13026235
416 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31060) - you deserved it (28077)

On 09/12/2010 at 9:38pm - kids - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learned to check inside the oven before you preheat it. Sometimes children hide their pet rabbit in there. FML

#5522422
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (66727) - you deserved it (9019)

On 09/28/2009 at 3:15am - misc - by ripfluffy (woman) - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I went for a jog. While passing by my neighbor's house, their six year old son started throwing peanuts at me screaming, "I hope this kills you!" because I'm allergic to peanuts. FML

#4820623
148 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51809) - you deserved it (3220)

On 08/25/2009 at 8:52pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)



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