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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 3 July 1985 (29 years)
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  • Number of visits : 451
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About zafuckbat : don't fall asleep or we'll mutilate your genitals

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Today, I learned that when you piss on a hornets' nest from a window, the hornets will go after the source of the stream. It can also cause you to fall through your friend's second story window. FML

#17176803
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8932) - you deserved it (67213)

On 07/19/2011 at 12:41pm - misc - by freakfreak12345 - United States (Maine)

Today, my mother walked in on me rubbing $400 in $20 bills all over myself. FML

#14985467
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10027) - you deserved it (58756)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by howler (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, the lady running the pastry shop asked who I buy the second pastry for every day. I lied and told her that it's for a coworker. I eat them both. FML

#14985221
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9232) - you deserved it (31946)

On 02/15/2011 at 1:25am - misc - by a fatty -

Today, a man pulled me violently into an alleyway and informed me I was being mugged. Being a body-builder, I said, "Oh yeah? I dare you." He kicked my ass in a matter of seconds, stole my wallet, then farted on my bruised face. He called me a wimp. FML

#14965591
196 comments

I agree, your life sucks (13281) - you deserved it (47401)

On 02/13/2011 at 10:25pm - misc - by NotAsToughAsHeThinks (man) - United States (Montana)

Today, my car heater finally died. I deliver pizzas. In Alaska. FML

#14235030
147 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40917) - you deserved it (3771)

On 12/17/2010 at 12:30pm - work - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Alaska)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
999 comments

I agree, your life sucks (71240) - you deserved it (743679)

On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my boyfriend handcuffed me to the bed, naked. Someone pulled the fire alarm, and my boyfriend couldn't find the key. So he left me, and the Resident Advisor found me. The fireman had to cut the chain. FML

#12567
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (283422) - you deserved it (51943)

On 02/06/2009 at 10:55pm - misc - by hahahehehohohoo (woman) - United States (California)



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