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zaen
  • Town/Country : 305, United States
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 6 February 1996 (18 years)
  • Number of visits : 91
  • Number of comments : 17
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About zaen : I'm on that good boost and ethanol, got some stanced homies I can call... Cars,Suits, Music & having Class. 2nd Year college student - FL

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Today, I found out that the double spacing format in an essay refers to the space between each line, not the words. I've been pressing the space bar twice between each word all through high school and halfway through college. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (11255) - you deserved it (72239)

On 09/24/2011 at 2:47pm - misc - by essay2 - United States (California)

Today, I saw a video of me from over the weekend, naked, pretending to be a duck. What the fuck happened that night? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (17063) - you deserved it (50594)

On 05/25/2010 at 1:18am - intimacy - by laurenraeee - United States (Utah)



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