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zackbjj1
  • Town/Country : Scott, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 20 July 1994 (19 years)
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About zackbjj1 : hey im zack im a junior in highschool i do brazilian jiu jitsu and judo.. hmu

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Today, I was on my hour long bus ride home with a full bladder. Right as the bus reached my stop, the time I spent holding it in was over. I didn't make it out of the aisle before I peed my pants. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (18918) - you deserved it (6174)

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