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- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…
- Today, my wife told me that the only reason she gets it on with me is for the extra calorie burn.… Today, I have a condition that, when I pull my foreskin back, it looks as if a rubber band has been… Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a…