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- 1Today, someone stole my purse and phone while I was giving CPR to someone who had a heart attack on… 2Today, my boyfriend said I didn't give him enough attention because of my busy work life. So… he… 3Today, I was making the daily commute to work when suddenly my mother calls me, crying that there's…
- Today, my boyfriend whispered to me, “I’m so tired of these fucking mosquitos.” When I asked why he… Today, I live in Romania and my walls are particularly thin. After enduring my neighbor’s parties,… Today, I’m in Sweden. This morning, I went out to get the mail in my pajamas. Well, it doesn’t only…