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  • Birth Date : Monday 28 August 1995 (19 years)
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About zachthesadcat : I hate a lot of things/people but ironically, I am a quite nice person.

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Today, I went to the self-checkout line at Walmart. When I tried to pay, the cash wouldn't go in, so I stood there trying to cram money into the thing that's supposed to take your money. What I didn't realize was that there was a sign up top that said: "No Cash. Cards Only." FML


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