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Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 11:35am - intimacy - by megasniper240 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, the Jehovah's Witnesses witnessed me whacking off on my couch. FML
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On 06/19/2012 at 11:35am - intimacy - by megasniper240 (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I was getting dirty with my boyfriend. It was the first time he had fingered anyone, and the only thing he said was, "It feels like the inside of my asshole." FML
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On 06/18/2012 at 11:33pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML
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On 06/17/2012 at 9:00pm - intimacy - by turnedoff (woman) - United States
Today, I got a new pair of glasses, and was driving home. While waiting at a stop sign, I noticed a homeless guy touching himself. He saw me, smiled and waved, and then continued. So much for my new eyesight. FML
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On 06/11/2012 at 4:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, I woke up from a sexy dream about my boyfriend. Too bad I'd fallen asleep in my living room with my whole family over, grandma included. They were all staring. I'd been sleep humping and moaning. FML
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On 06/07/2012 at 1:41pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML
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On 06/07/2012 at 12:02am - intimacy - by C0r1nn3 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I had a babysitting job. When I got there, the parents were rushing out the door and told me they'd left instructions for the kids on the table. The first bullet point stated that the oldest was convinced she is possessed by the devil, but just to ignore it. Three more hours to go. FML
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On 05/29/2012 at 9:55pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)
Today, I asked my boyfriend if he would still love me if I became a vegetable. His response: "Well, the sex wouldn't be any different." FML
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On 05/08/2012 at 7:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
Today, while showering with my boyfriend, he asked if something was weird about his penis. Naturally, I looked closer. As soon as I did, he sprayed my face with urine. This is only the beginning; we just moved in. FML
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On 05/07/2012 at 5:42am - intimacy - by quirrus (woman) - United States
Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML
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On 05/05/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by CALIdime_15 - United States
Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML
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On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States
Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML
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On 05/02/2012 at 6:06pm - intimacy - by S12Sophia (woman) - France
Today, I found out that my lovely amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles and out of my window. FML
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On 04/23/2012 at 12:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States
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