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zachsipes

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 June 1998 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1880
  • Number of comments : 0
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, an intoxicated homeless man tried to chase me out of a McDonald's because he thought I was President Obama. I'm a 26-year-old white woman. FML

#18892690
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32099) - you deserved it (2668)

On 01/23/2012 at 7:10pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me with a message that I had to pay $1 to see. FML

#18856263
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26948) - you deserved it (3055)

On 01/19/2012 at 8:46pm - love - by Alejandroc - Honduras (Cortes)

Today, I turned on the news to see a live report about an increase in crime in my town. One minute in, my drunk daughter appears behind the news reporter, butt naked, dancing. FML

#18845928
170 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40493) - you deserved it (6355)

On 01/18/2012 at 5:30pm - misc - by MakesMeLol (man) - Ireland (Dublin)

Today, I tried exercising. My whole house shook. FML

#18691343
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26570) - you deserved it (13394)

On 01/02/2012 at 10:47pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, I drank a fifth of vodka before I took my political science final. My professor later called me to tell me that I had written "Obama is a beautiful chocolate man" to every essay question. FML

#18465913
0 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12098) - you deserved it (91534)

On 12/09/2011 at 1:11am - misc - by blondie101 - United States

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML

#18345679
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12037) - you deserved it (56613)

On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

Today, I had to sit on the bus next to a creepy guy. He began pestering me with overly-sexual statements, and finally I told him I had a boyfriend. He responded with "Tell me his name so I can track him down, kill him, and hopefully take his place." FML

#18004250
182 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46466) - you deserved it (3807)

On 10/17/2011 at 1:44am - intimacy - by pokeballbra - United States (Texas)

Today, I was using the toilet and decided to check out some FMLs. One made me laugh out loud as my room-mate was passing by the bathroom. He now tells everyone my penis is so small it makes even me laugh every time I see it. FML

#17919622
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39094) - you deserved it (10054)

On 10/06/2011 at 12:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada

Today, on my way home, my girlfriend started sexting me, telling me that she was waiting at my house. In my rush to get home to see her, I got pulled over and had to be patted down. He found no weapons, but he did find my stiffy. FML

#17906295
130 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36415) - you deserved it (11018)

On 10/04/2011 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, my girlfriend called me over to her house. When I knocked, no one responded to the door. I decided to check the back yard and found her sunbathing by the pool. I kneeled by her and placed my hand on her butt, kissing her neck. What I heard next, "So this is what you do with my daughter." FML

#17753266
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36494) - you deserved it (23453)

On 09/15/2011 at 7:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Alberta)

Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML

#17743940
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41827) - you deserved it (6239)

On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina

Today, I decided to formally introduce my girlfriend to my parents. My dad took the opportunity to apologize for walking in on us a few days ago while we were having sex. It wasn't her. Thanks dad. FML

#17709124
601 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22175) - you deserved it (248806)

On 09/10/2011 at 2:35am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML

#17644028
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28784) - you deserved it (3795)

On 09/02/2011 at 12:31pm - love - by Harry Dare - United Kingdom (Walsall)

Today, during our wedding, my wife tried to dodge The Kiss. FML

#17525336
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51935) - you deserved it (3777)

On 08/20/2011 at 12:41am - love - by Anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, I was at the airport. A creepy man smiled at me, so I politely smiled back. I then realized his shirt said "Smile if you take it in the ass." He then winked at me and walked off. FML

#17315983
247 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41507) - you deserved it (13725)

On 07/31/2011 at 1:11am - intimacy - by creepedout - United States



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