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by cero_kewl / 03/05/2012 at 12:12am / United States / Work
Today, I downloaded an application that notifies me when my phone is fully charged. I had no idea how it actually functions, but I plugged the charger in and went to bed. A couple of hours later, I woke up to a man's voice screaming, "I can't take it anymore!" I nearly wet myself. FML
by scaredshitless / 03/03/2012 at 8:55am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Miscellaneous
by BadIdea / 03/01/2012 at 4:23pm / France / Intimacy
by ohdang / 03/01/2012 at 12:12pm / United States (Illinois) / Miscellaneous
by areyouserious / 02/29/2012 at 5:36am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 2:18pm / United States (Georgia) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/24/2012 at 7:30am / United States (Tennessee) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/22/2012 at 12:42am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 02/21/2012 at 2:17pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by Gothicbunnyx3 / 02/20/2012 at 8:43pm / United States / Intimacy
by DBZ / 02/20/2012 at 10:53am / United States (Tennessee) / Love
by me / 02/19/2012 at 6:37am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, I was talking to my husband about a work colleague, whose boyfriend is always sending her flowers and fawning over her. I mentioned how I've never been treated like that. He glanced up from his video game and said, "Shit, Mel. Get a boob job then." FML
by Mel Ancholy / 02/17/2012 at 9:04pm / United States (Texas) / Love
by Illinoisgirl / 02/14/2012 at 9:29am / Hungary (Budapest) / Love
by DarkDolly / 02/04/2012 at 11:39am / France / Transportation
- Today while walking to the shop under the blistering African sun, I stepped on something that stuck… Today, I was complaining to a coworker about how my manager had changed my schedule without telling… Today, I had dinner at my boyfriend's parents' house for the first time. I used the bathroom, and…