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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Tuesday 2 June 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1267
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 6 posted

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Today, I watched my boyfriend have a full on conversation with his penis. He also talks to his penis nicer than he talks to me. FML

#19575752
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25672) - you deserved it (4365)

On 05/05/2012 at 1:42am - intimacy - by CALIdime_15 - United States

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33792) - you deserved it (9975)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were making love for the first time, when out of nowhere my cat meowed from the doorway. My boyfriend sighed, pulled out, and exasperatedly called me a selfish bitch for not having put my cat outside. FML

#19564569
173 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30281) - you deserved it (4928)

On 05/02/2012 at 6:06pm - intimacy - by S12Sophia (woman) - France

Today, I found out that my lovely amazing boyfriend likes to pee in everything other than the toilet. This includes: Hawaiian punch jugs, the sink, empty cans/bottles and out of my window. FML

#19514885
187 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21709) - you deserved it (3170)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:44am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

#19514689
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27671) - you deserved it (4222)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I had to put one of my preschool students in timeout for masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
324 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38983) - you deserved it (3670)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I watched as my neighbor walked to my front lawn, looked me right in the eye, and pissed on my mailbox. FML

#19477663
185 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24679) - you deserved it (2933)

On 04/16/2012 at 8:38am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

Today, I found out why teenage boys have "Keep out" and "Please knock" signs on their bedroom doors. FML

#19305643
217 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10191) - you deserved it (46779)

On 03/19/2012 at 1:49am - intimacy - by ari - United States

Today, since I'm too broke to get a new one, I had to duct tape my bra. FML

#19303310
181 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26438) - you deserved it (3049)

On 03/18/2012 at 8:51pm - money - by liver (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was walking to a café with my soon-to-be boss. While crossing a busy street, I slipped in a puddle and accidentally grabbed his junk to catch myself. FML

#19299897
199 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27211) - you deserved it (2978)

On 03/18/2012 at 11:04am - work - by cachucy - United States (Illinois)

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

#19297071
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22179) - you deserved it (1837)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:41pm - misc - by vanorav (man) - United States (California)

Today, while I was cuddling with my girlfriend, she looked at me and leaned in. Thinking she was going to kiss me, I leaned too. Just as we were about to kiss, she screamed "COW KISSES" and somehow managed to lick my eyeball. FML

#19297004
157 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26680) - you deserved it (4433)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:32pm - love - by Brian - United States (Washington)

Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to go down on me with chewing gum in her mouth. I spent next hour and a half getting Orbit out of my pubes. FML

#19296842
214 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25137) - you deserved it (10144)

On 03/17/2012 at 10:11pm - intimacy - by unendowed - United States (Texas)

Today, while coming out of Walmart, I dropped a $50 bill. Some kid came running up after me yelling, "Hey mister, you dropped this!" as he ran past me laughing. FML

#19292961
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27512) - you deserved it (4036)

On 03/17/2012 at 9:04am - money - by dhbeaver - United States (Virginia)

Today, I got threatened with a gun through the drive thru speaker because I didn't offer some guy any pies to go with his meal. FML

#19291503
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23786) - you deserved it (2801)

On 03/17/2012 at 12:37am - work - by CDeVeney92 - United States (Texas)



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