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Today, we had some family over. A nasty need to wank seized me when I saw her: my 17-year-old cousin. I went to my parents' unoccupied bedroom. My sister's baby walkie-talkie was switched on, and the whole family heard me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23975) - you deserved it (109059)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by VIVI -

Today, during the trailers at the movies, my boyfriend elbowed me in the ribs and smiled when an ad for a weight loss institute was shown. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (81158) - you deserved it (15738)

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