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Today, I was walking through Macy's with my girlfriend. I stopped to admire a mannequin's ass, joking with my girlfriend like I was touching it. Then I slapped it. It wasn't a mannequin. FML

#408707
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On 03/17/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - United States (California)

Today, I found an old dress in my house laying around. I decided to dye it green to wear it out on St. Patrick's day. Turns out it was my grandmother's wedding dress that my sister was planning to wear for her wedding. FML

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203 comments

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On 03/16/2009 at 1:29pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I forgot to do my French homework, but since it was an online worksheet, I told my teacher my internet wasn't working. I told her with an e-mail. FML

#161178
990 comments

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On 02/28/2009 at 2:07pm - misc - by ihavepinkbackpac (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was eating at a restaurant with my boyfriend, he is 6'2 and i am 4'11. Out of nowhere, the hostess started openly flirting with him, and asked him if he needed a booster chair for his daughter. FML

#70392
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On 02/18/2009 at 5:57pm - misc - by not-so-young-shortie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

#30273
60 comments

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On 02/12/2009 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Evil_Egbert (man) - Netherlands (Noord-Brabant)

Today, my husband found the box my morning after pill came in. He had a vasectomy 10 years ago. FML

#18272
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:46pm - intimacy - by apricot (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

Today, I woke up and I'm still in the Marine Corps. FML

#2960
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On 01/28/2009 at 4:24am - work - by carboat - United States (California)

Today, I realised I like Britney Spears. FML

#2831
48 comments

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On 01/27/2009 at 12:33pm - misc - by embaressed - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I put my paint brush into my cup of tea. FML

#1815
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On 01/20/2009 at 1:12am - misc - by Petridishoflove - Hong Kong

Today, my boss sneezed onto his hands and then licked them in front of my best customers. FML

#292
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On 11/12/2008 at 10:57pm - work - by 911 - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend came up with this thrillingly romantic proposal: “I’m paying way too much income tax. How about we get married?” FML

#226
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On 11/06/2008 at 4:38am - love - by Rolax - Sent from mobile version

Today, it appears that my girlfriend visited an internet web page called "How to confess to having an affair." FML

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On 10/27/2008 at 5:08am - love - by damnit - United States (Texas)



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