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Today, I burned my tongue. With a flat iron. FML

#17544940
299 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8149) - you deserved it (51527)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:43am - health - by heheheh - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I bought a Halloween costume for my cat. FML

#17544670
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8311) - you deserved it (36664)

On 08/22/2011 at 2:04am - animals - by vishuzzbabe77 - United States

Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. He was so nervous, he broke down in tears after failing to unclasp my bra after multiple fumbling attempts. Mood? Ruined. FML

#17381652
248 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31103) - you deserved it (5261)

On 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Oregon)

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML

#17375446
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48050) - you deserved it (2391)

On 08/05/2011 at 4:41am - misc - by thehumanshield - United States (California)

Today, while having sex, my boyfriend decided to sing the Star Wars theme song as he entered his penis into me. FML

#17304826
304 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37517) - you deserved it (9707)

On 07/30/2011 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Taylor - United States (Texas)

Today, in health class, I raised my hand and asked if you could get an STD from dogs. I have officially now ruined any extremely small chance I had of being popular. FML

#17304355
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9985) - you deserved it (71363)

On 07/30/2011 at 12:38am - animals - by loser4life - United States (Colorado)

Today, yep, pubic hair is still flammable. FML

#17253046
364 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12320) - you deserved it (56523)

On 07/25/2011 at 11:12am - health - by Smokey9 - United States (Florida)

Today, I was robbed by a guy wearing a ninja turtle costume. FML

#17044811
287 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40174) - you deserved it (6210)

On 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm - money - by Lame (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I saw myself on the news. I was one of the random passers by they had filmed for their story on the "Fat Epidemic." FML

#16741738
141 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38168) - you deserved it (23223)

On 06/19/2011 at 5:51am - health - by Username - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML

#16591385
194 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38841) - you deserved it (4295)

On 06/10/2011 at 4:09am - work - by lilben (man) - United States (California)

Today, I shat out a staple. FML

#16576766
332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37485) - you deserved it (16313)

On 06/09/2011 at 11:04am - health - by wtf - United Kingdom (Edinburgh)

Today, my boss asked if he could pay me in guns. FML

#16571694
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30138) - you deserved it (5471)

On 06/09/2011 at 12:06am - work - by grant b - United States (Texas)

Today, we finally got wireless Internet. My mom won't let us open any doors or windows in fear that it might "let the Internet out". It's 103 degrees in here. FML

#16464662
342 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55492) - you deserved it (4262)

On 06/02/2011 at 5:45am - health - by meyo555 - United States (Nebraska)

Today, my Dad married his fiancée, who insists I call her "mom". I'm three years older than her, and went to the same high school. She's taking me shopping next week to buy me something "nice". FML

#16293589
296 comments

I agree, your life sucks (72369) - you deserved it (3724)

On 05/22/2011 at 5:31am - misc - by quickfingers100 - United Kingdom

Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML

#16237005
250 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54039) - you deserved it (4202)

On 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm - intimacy - by levi69 (woman) - United States (New York)



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