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by heheheh / 08/22/2011 at 2:43am / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by vishuzzbabe77 / 08/22/2011 at 2:04am / United States / Animals
by Anonymous / 08/05/2011 at 9:47pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy
Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
by thehumanshield / 08/05/2011 at 4:41am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Taylor / 07/30/2011 at 1:14am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by loser4life / 07/30/2011 at 12:38am / United States (Colorado) / Animals
by Smokey9 / 07/25/2011 at 11:12am / United States (Florida) / Health
by Lame / 07/09/2011 at 8:19pm / United States (New York) / Money
by Username / 06/19/2011 at 5:51am / Australia (New South Wales) / Health
Today, I was given a new nickname at work due to my boss always confusing me with one of my co-workers who is taller than me. Someone suggested he just call us the same name to make it simpler, and the tall one would be big and the short one little. Everyone at my job now calls me Little Dick. FML
by lilben / 06/10/2011 at 4:09am / United States (California) / Work
by wtf / 06/09/2011 at 11:04am / United Kingdom (Edinburgh) / Health
by grant b / 06/09/2011 at 12:06am / United States (Texas) / Work
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by quickfingers100 / 05/22/2011 at 5:31am / United Kingdom / Miscellaneous
Today, after fifth block, I decided to go for a little walk. Apparently so did my boyfriend and best friend. I found them together under the stairs with her head in his crotch. She said she was looking for her contacts. His pants were pulled down. FML
by levi69 / 05/18/2011 at 12:03pm / United States (New York) / Intimacy
- 1Today, my boyfriend presented me with a 30-minute montage video of him working out and flexing his… 2Today, my boyfriend finally told me that he loved me. This would've been fantastic if he didn't say… 3Today, it's been 2 weeks since I ordered a printer so I could print schoolwork, that way I don't…