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Today, my fiancé insists that instead of kissing at the crucial moment of our wedding ceremony, we should give each other a high five. FML

#18392410
202 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33646) - you deserved it (4344)

On 11/30/2011 at 6:17am - love - by no low five (woman) - United States

Today, I caught my mother trying to text on her iPhone, with her nipple. FML

#18364433
303 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32135) - you deserved it (2287)

On 11/27/2011 at 6:46am - misc - by Anonymous - Denmark (Hovedstaden)

Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML

#18338481
489 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42607) - you deserved it (4022)

On 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm - misc - by haunted (woman) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I got trapped in an elevator with a chicken. FML

#18334722
254 comments

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On 11/24/2011 at 5:35am - work - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, I got mugged by a guy who was threatening me with a stapler. FML

#18191865
216 comments

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On 11/08/2011 at 9:39am - misc - by StaplerScared - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was given an entire week of detention for planking on my school desk. FML

#18008479
321 comments

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On 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm - misc - by planking champion (woman) - United States (North Dakota)

Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
287 comments

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On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML

#17789217
217 comments

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On 09/20/2011 at 5:25pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
129 comments

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On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
150 comments

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On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I lied to my diary about getting laid. FML

#17686832
176 comments

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On 09/07/2011 at 4:51am - intimacy - by sadsadperson (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I got my first hand job. I started bleeding. FML

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297 comments

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On 08/30/2011 at 7:24am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML

#17615072
255 comments

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On 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm - kids - by slavelaborsux (woman) - United States (Ohio)

Today, my ex-wife crashed my engagement party. FML

#17566039
76 comments

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On 08/24/2011 at 4:12am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I applied to live in a barn. FML

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129 comments

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On 08/23/2011 at 1:39am - money - by Anonymous - United States



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