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by no low five / 11/30/2011 at 6:17am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 11/27/2011 at 6:46am / Denmark (Hovedstaden) / Miscellaneous
Today, I was walking to the kitchen in the dark. Something caught my eye and I turned to see a man standing in the corner, clear as day. I jumped and closed my eyes for a split second. When I opened them, he was nowhere to be seen. I'm now terrified to live in my own home. FML
by haunted / 11/24/2011 at 3:30pm / United Kingdom (London) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/24/2011 at 5:35am / United Kingdom / Work
by StaplerScared / 11/08/2011 at 9:39am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by planking champion / 10/17/2011 at 6:05pm / United States (North Dakota) / Miscellaneous
by mimi / 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I was in class and really needed to pee. My teacher has chosen to replace our hall pass with a copy of War and Peace. She picks out a page for us to memorise on the shitter, and repeat by heart later. If we can't remember, we get locked out of class, and then get detention for being absent. FML
by Anonymous / 09/20/2011 at 5:25pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by FullOfNick / 09/10/2011 at 3:11am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by sadsadperson / 09/07/2011 at 4:51am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/30/2011 at 7:24am / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy
Today, it was my first day on the job as a first grade teacher. One student pushed another, so I asked him to apologize. His response? "If you boss me around, I'll tell Daddy you touched me somewhere you shouldn't have." I think I'm now this kid's slave. FML
by slavelaborsux / 08/29/2011 at 7:59pm / United States (Ohio) / Kids
by Anonymous / 08/24/2011 at 4:12am / United States / Love
by Anonymous / 08/23/2011 at 1:39am / United States / Money