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zach

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 December 1989 (26 years)
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 5190
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About zach : http://www.youtube.com/user/DoseofDude

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zach's favorite FMLs

Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

Today, the girl I love told me she was sick of guys. I replied that I happened to be a guy. She laughed and said "No, I mean the boyfriend type!" FML

#101898
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (48853) - you deserved it (4430)

On 02/22/2009 at 2:16am - love - by Marleck (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

#99894
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53954) - you deserved it (5676)

On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

#75299
45 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52215) - you deserved it (10707)

On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

#22681
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38798) - you deserved it (6061)

On 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by thunder thighs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML

#18256
15 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44946) - you deserved it (2532)

On 02/09/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by p00p_m0nsta (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

#10627
50 comments

I agree, your life sucks (67365) - you deserved it (2992)

On 02/05/2009 at 5:29pm - misc - by nycgirl424 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29995) - you deserved it (8545)

On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (47188) - you deserved it (11213)

On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

#34
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I agree, your life sucks (53248) - you deserved it (12637)

On 10/25/2008 at 12:54pm - love - by Anonymous -



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