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zach
  • Town/Country : Innisfil, Canada
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 21 December 1989 (24 years)
  • Number of visits : 4751
  • Number of comments : 11
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, an extremely large lady came into the dry cleaners where I work. She puts what I assume is a blanket on the counter to be dry cleaned. I said, "So just the one blanket then?" She replied, "Those are my pants, not a blanket." She was a size 56. FML

Today, the girl I love told me she was sick of guys. I replied that I happened to be a guy. She laughed and said "No, I mean the boyfriend type!" FML

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On 02/22/2009 at 2:16am - love - by Marleck (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, while changing my tampon in the stall of my high school's bathroom, I lost control of the plastic applicator. The blood-covered apparatus shot out like a rocket underneath the stall door. For a moment I thought no one noticed, then the screaming began. FML

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On 02/21/2009 at 10:16pm - misc - by isuckatlife (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

#75299
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On 02/19/2009 at 1:14am - animals - by zac545 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, my boyfriend was tapping on my thigh to the beat of the music when we were driving to dinner. When I asked him what he was doing he replied, "Just watching the ripples." FML

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On 02/10/2009 at 10:11pm - misc - by thunder thighs (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I finally reunited with a lot of old friends from school. It was great to see everyone grown up and hear the stories. At the end we decided to have a group photo for old times sake. They asked me to take the picture. FML

#18256
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On 02/09/2009 at 7:43pm - misc - by p00p_m0nsta (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my boyfriend of 2 years sent me a text messages saying, "Don't worry I'm gonna break up with her soon. Love you." FML

#10627
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On 02/05/2009 at 5:29pm - misc - by nycgirl424 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, a guy sitting next to me in class asked me for a pen. I accidentally handed him a tampon instead. FML

#3375
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On 01/29/2009 at 12:55pm - misc - by iFail - United States (California)

Today, I woke up and it was Monday. FML

#2635
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On 01/26/2009 at 9:58am - misc - by buddy - United States (Michigan)

Today, it has been a year and a half since my boyfriend discovered online poker. Annoyed to see him spending every evening playing on his laptop, I threatened him: “Now honey, you have to choose. It’s your poker or me!” Answer: “You are bluffing!” FML

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