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Today, I was enjoying some much needed serenity while I ate lunch in an empty park. To my surprise, an older, clean cut man in a suit sits on the bench next to me. Without saying a word, he unleashes the most foul of farts I've ever witnessed, gets up, gives me a nod and leaves. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (64336) - you deserved it (4189)

On 06/16/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by Tim (man) - United States (Massachusetts)



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