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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 12 May 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2047
  • Number of comments : 26
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About zaadam2 : Hey everybody, my name is Zac Adams and I'm 21. I'm a junior at the University of Kentucky. I graduated from Scott High School in Northern Kentucky in 2008. I just finished up my Junior year at UK and now am entering UK's College of Pharmacy for PY1. A little about me: I'm very level headed and often hide how I feel. I may look fine but the fact is that may or may not be the case. I'd die for my friends. I love all sports. I love baseball, its been my life since I was 3. I love hanging with friends and just having a good time. Watching movies is a pretty big hobby of mine. Working out too is always fun. I've got a lot of nicknames. I'm an open book and don't keep secrets from anyone and I'm comfortable talking about anything about me. I love God. My family is very important to me and I would do anything for them. I'm currently single and looking for that someone. If you want to know anything else just ask.

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zaadam2's favorite FMLs

Today, my boyfriend woke me up by playing with the string of my tampon. FML

#14955015
237 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44042) - you deserved it (5961)

On 02/13/2011 at 4:32am - intimacy - by Eva - Sent from mobile version

Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML

#14948054
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33140) - you deserved it (4538)

On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML

#14948054
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33140) - you deserved it (4538)

On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML

#14948054
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33140) - you deserved it (4538)

On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, It was my birthday and my friends came to celebrate it. My parents thought it would be funny to give me a vibrator in front of everybody. FML

#14948054
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33140) - you deserved it (4538)

On 02/12/2011 at 10:13am - intimacy - by AMIGODO (woman) - Netherlands (Utrecht)

Today, I finally found out whether or not my boyfriend is cheating on me. Turns out he isn't. He is cheating on his wife, with me. FML

#14904173
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45680) - you deserved it (5823)

On 02/09/2011 at 12:19am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Australia (Western Australia)

Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML

#14895293
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36572) - you deserved it (7613)

On 02/08/2011 at 12:21pm - love - by heartbroken - United States

Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML

#14882919
152 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41697) - you deserved it (4153)

On 02/07/2011 at 2:51pm - intimacy - by anonomous - United States (Florida)

Today, my boyfriend asked me to play dead so he could have sex with my "corpse." FML

#14881975
209 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51506) - you deserved it (7118)

On 02/07/2011 at 12:44pm - intimacy - by Anon. (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

Today, I had an asthma attack because I was masturbating too vigorously. FML

#14614726
127 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16490) - you deserved it (41610) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, my girlfriend was giving me a hand job. As I reached my climax, she thought it would be funny to turn my 'weapon' against me. Boom, headshot. FML

#14610613
243 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40715) - you deserved it (26823) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 4:53am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I was getting it on with my boyfriend. I started to come, screaming, "Ah... ah... ah... AHH!" To which he added, "Staying alive! Staying alive!" FML

#14608705
244 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30684) - you deserved it (19922) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 1:24am - intimacy - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins

Today, I put on a lacy dress with nothing underneath and walked nonchalantly into the living room. My husband took one look at me, let out a heavy sigh and said "right now?" FML

#14448296
70 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34671) - you deserved it (4368)

On 01/03/2011 at 3:42am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)



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