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About zaadam2 : Hey everybody, my name is Zac Adams and I'm 21. I'm a junior at the University of Kentucky. I graduated from Scott High School in Northern Kentucky in 2008. I just finished up my Junior year at UK and now am entering UK's College of Pharmacy for PY1. A little about me: I'm very level headed and often hide how I feel. I may look fine but the fact is that may or may not be the case. I'd die for my friends. I love all sports. I love baseball, its been my life since I was 3. I love hanging with friends and just having a good time. Watching movies is a pretty big hobby of mine. Working out too is always fun. I've got a lot of nicknames. I'm an open book and don't keep secrets from anyone and I'm comfortable talking about anything about me. I love God. My family is very important to me and I would do anything for them. I'm currently single and looking for that someone. If you want to know anything else just ask.
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Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. -Mom" FML
Today, it looks like I may have an STD. My fiancé and his friends went to Vegas two months ago. He says he's been completely faithful. They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas. Turns out that's not quite true. FML
Friday 22 May 2015