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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1322
  • Number of comments : 169
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About zBLAKEz : "We tear each other down to build ourselves up. A system failure, enough is enough. Cause in a world this shaky and unstable, we've got to be less fucking hateful."

I love video games, music, and working out. My favorite game is Borderlands, and my favorite series is the Halo series. Some other games that I love are Dark Souls, Skyrim, Shadowrun, and a lot more. If you have any game, music, or anime recommendations, feel free to message them to me!

I'm currently obsessed with Dear Youth by The Ghost Inside.

"I've spanned the oceans. I've seen the skies. That's all I'm ever gonna need to get by. My favorite things in life aren't even things at all. But they're the things that keep my heart full."

I support equal rights and am pro choice.

"You can twist and turn me inside out, but you'll never stretch what I'm about."

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Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML


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