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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 July 1996 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 971
  • Number of comments : 133
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

About zBLAKEz : "Life for you has been less than kind. So take a number, stand in line. We've all been sorry, we've all been hurt. But how we survive, is what makes us who we are!"

I love Rise Against, Crown the Empire, Bullet for my Valentine, Escape the Fate, Get Scared, For All Those Sleeping, The Amity Affliction, SECRETS, Pokemon, Xbox, Borderlands, Halo, Dark Souls, Gears of War, Netflix, anime, working out, driving.

Every FML I comment on magically disappears shortly after so I'm not sure what I'm doing anymore.

I'm currently obsessed with Fragile Figures by SECRETS.

"If I live my life like you want me to, would you be proud of me? If I could prove to you by living in your shoes, could you be proud of me? I don't have to sleep to live out my dreams, I'm wide awake to the fact that you reject me."

I support equal rights and am pro choice.

"Is our generation too blind to see true beauty lies beneath the skin?"

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Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML


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