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zBLAKEz

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1646
  • Number of comments : 205
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

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zBLAKEz's favorite FMLs

Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML

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95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34856) - you deserved it (3901)

On 03/10/2015 at 3:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

#20955466
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (40005) - you deserved it (4729)

On 11/12/2013 at 6:57pm - love - by icyrebel25 - United States (Texas)



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