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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 28 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1313
  • Number of comments : 164
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About zBLAKEz : "Life for you has been less than kind. So take a number, stand in line. We've all been sorry, we've all been hurt. But how we survive, is what makes us who we are!"

I love Rise Against, Crown the Empire, Bullet for my Valentine, Escape the Fate, Get Scared, For All Those Sleeping, The Amity Affliction, SECRETS, Pokemon, Xbox, Borderlands, Halo, Dark Souls, Gears of War, Netflix, anime, working out, driving.

Every FML I comment on magically disappears shortly after so I'm not sure what I'm doing anymore.

I'm currently obsessed with The Resistance: Rise of the Runaways by Crown the Empire.

"So how much longer must I wait to fill this emptiness? I've made mistakes and had my dreams slip through the cracks. I've seen such hate surround me inside of this dark abyss. But all this pain just makes me certain that there's love for me to find on brighter paths."

I support equal rights and am pro choice.

"You can twist and turn me inside out, but you'll never stretch what I'm about."

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Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML


I agree, your life sucks (39885) - you deserved it (4721)

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