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zBLAKEz
  • Town/Country : Oregon, USA
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 July 1996 (17 years)
  • Number of visits : 502
  • Number of comments : 88
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About zBLAKEz : "Life for you has been less than kind. So take a number, stand in line. We've all been sorry, we've all been hurt. But how we survive, is what makes us who we are!"

I love Rise Against, Crown the Empire, Bullet for my Valentine, Escape the Fate, Get Scared, Sum 41, Three Days Grace, Breaking Benjamin, Pokemon, Xbox, Borderlands, Halo, Gears of War, Netflix, anime, working out, driving.

My current favorite song is Blindside by SECRETS.

"You're looking pretty lonely and all of us feel sorry, but you're gonna pay for all your mistakes. I wish this could have ended better, but you're just not that clever. So run along and go be fake."

I support equal rights and am pro choice.

"I am not afraid of the storm that comes my way. When it hits it shakes me to the core and makes me stronger than before!"

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Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37040) - you deserved it (4262)

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