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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 July 1996 (18 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1599
  • Number of comments : 199
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML

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Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40007) - you deserved it (4728)

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