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zBLAKEz

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 29 July 1996 (19 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1765
  • Number of comments : 218
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I got my first handjob. I also found out today that a girl can pull your skin hard enough to cause it to bleed profusely. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (35450) - you deserved it (3938)

On 03/10/2015 at 3:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous -

Today, my mom showed my girlfriend a picture of me crying when I pooped in the bathtub. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (40087) - you deserved it (4734)

On 11/12/2013 at 6:57pm - love - by icyrebel25 - United States (Texas)



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