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z0mBi3kiTTy

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  • Title : Madam
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  • Number of visits : 345
  • Number of comments : 33
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 5 posted

About z0mBi3kiTTy : soft paws meow

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Today, I had to kick my own father out of my house after he started attacking my wife for breastfeeding our newborn son in the living room. All the way to the door, he ranted that "You don't see me whipping my dick out and pissing in front of everyone, do you?" FML

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On 05/20/2014 at 1:27pm - misc - by Q - United States

Today, things were getting heated with the girlfriend. We were mostly naked, but mostly wouldn't do, so I kissed her deeply and whispered into her ear, "You should lose some weight". Clothes. I meant to say clothes. FML



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