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by OH COME ON / 12/29/2011 at 10:48am / United States (New York) / Health
by ;)loganberry(; / 12/27/2011 at 12:58pm / United States (Montana) / Intimacy
Today, after rocking my one-year old daughter for nearly two hours, she finally fell asleep. As I went to leave her room, I stubbed my toe. I now have a broken toe, a screaming child, and a wife who will be so proud that her daughter's first word is "FUCK!" FML
by DocBastard / 12/16/2011 at 9:29pm / United States / Kids
by annoyed / 12/14/2011 at 9:06am / United States (Texas) / Transportation
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
by Anonymous / 12/11/2011 at 6:54am / Australia (Victoria) / Intimacy
Today, my dad finally decided to give me the "sex talk." It was going fine until he said, "If you ever decide to have sex, picture my face like this" and pointed to his face, which had a creepy, intense stare. He just ruined sex for me. Forever. FML
by Aly / 12/09/2011 at 10:40am / United States / Intimacy
by unknown52 / 12/01/2011 at 9:02pm / Netherlands (Overijssel) / Health
by AmericanDream / 12/01/2011 at 12:41am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
by heatherjo / 11/02/2011 at 12:49am / United States / Love
by ifeeldirty / 10/27/2011 at 8:22am / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
by sad / 10/25/2011 at 6:15am / Reserved / Intimacy
by Anony-moose / 10/11/2011 at 5:43am / United States / Work
Today, I wore my brand new Wonderbra to school. When I got home, my dad looked at me and started laughing hysterically. Between breaths, he asked if anyone actually thought my chest was that big and said "You know why it's called a Wonderbra? Guys take it off and wonder where your tits went." FML
by Anonymous / 10/10/2011 at 6:26pm / United States (New York) / Miscellaneous
by G / 10/08/2011 at 1:03pm / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, I went out with a guy I really liked for the first time. He tried to hold my hands, only to be stopped by my mum, jumping out from nowhere saying "Oh no you don't!" before slapping him. This isn't the first time this has happened. FML
by Anonymous / 09/25/2011 at 6:26am / Singapore / Love
- Today, while browsing the Internet on my phone I noticed a spider above my bed. Being pretty chill… Today, I was on my way home from a long night shift, exhausted beyond belief. While walking down my… Today, after tossing and turning for hours trying to sleep, I finally doze off. I am then awoken by…