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Today, I woke up to a text from my mother-in-law saying, "Happy birthday! I hope you have great birthday sex!" I'm now afraid to go over there for dinner tonight. FML
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On 04/17/2012 at 3:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML
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On 04/16/2012 at 11:47pm - animals - by booearns (woman) - United States
Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
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On 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
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On 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm - love - by jordyn173 - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my ex-husband officially became my step dad. FML
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Today, I visited my gynecologist. As she had her fingers inside me she decided that was the perfect time to say, "I absolutely love your socks!" FML
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On 03/31/2012 at 12:22am - health - by GetHardOrGoHome - United States (Ohio)
Today, my girlfriend compared my penis to a snake. Not because of the size or shape, but because a snake is not something she imagines herself ever touching. FML
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On 03/15/2012 at 7:50am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States
Today, I had to explain to my friend that the world did not used to be black and white. It was just the pictures that were. She still doesn't believe me. She's eighteen. FML
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On 03/14/2012 at 7:31am - misc - by CierraJordan - United States (Utah)
Today, my boyfriend and I decided it was time to lose our virginity. After our clothes were removed, we spent 30 minutes trying to figure out how to actually have sex, and eventually gave up. FML
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On 03/10/2012 at 2:23am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML
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On 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States
Today, my mother caught me masturbating. Trying to defuse the awkward tension, I said "Oh, I was just thinking about you!" Not a good idea. FML
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On 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm - intimacy - by Fraser - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I found the list my wife made of the things she was going to give up for Lent. The first one was "Sex with other men". FML
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On 02/25/2012 at 9:35am - intimacy - by fmylifebigtime - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I was feeling frisky for the first time in months, so I started feeling up my husband. He kept insisting he had a headache and that he wasn't feeling it tonight. When I noticed his sarcasm, he said "Yeah, doesn't feel so great, does it?" and turned the TV volume up. FML
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On 02/24/2012 at 10:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I called the toaster a "cheeky thing" for being done before the kettle. FML
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On 02/22/2012 at 2:56am - misc - by jenni6488 - United Kingdom (Gateshead)
Today, I was so broke and hungry that I went to Olive Garden and faked being stood up, just so I could eat their breadsticks. FML
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On 02/17/2012 at 4:10pm - misc - by 97 (woman) - United States
Monday 20 May 2013
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