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by Anonymous / 05/09/2012 at 6:09pm / Egypt (Al Qahirah) / Kids
Today, I discovered that my daughter refuses to eat, but not because she's anorexic. Apparently, her health class has learned about the digestive system and now she refuses to "take part in something so gross." FML
by Anonymous / 04/26/2012 at 12:36am / United States (Hawaii) / Kids
by Anonymous / 04/17/2012 at 3:29pm / United States (Wisconsin) / Intimacy
Today, I visited my doctor upon coming home from University. I found out that I'm severely allergic to our pet bunny, which has resulted in a rash taking over my body. She suggested that we get rid of the bunny. I told my mom. She told me to come home less often. FML
by booearns / 04/16/2012 at 11:47pm / United States / Animals
Today, I got home to find our house broken into. Among other things, the thieves took our television, my laptop and several pieces of expensive jewelry. Also missing was my daughter's My Little Pony collection. I think we were robbed by a Brony. FML
by Anonymous / 04/11/2012 at 5:41pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, my boyfriend and I went to a basketball game. A very pretty woman sat next to him. During the third quarter, the kiss cam came on. But it didn't show him and me, it showed him and the other girl. And they kissed. FML
by jordyn173 / 04/07/2012 at 11:19pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Love
by ladylarni / 04/07/2012 at 4:20am / Australia / Love
by GetHardOrGoHome / 03/31/2012 at 12:22am / United States (Ohio) / Health
by Anonymous / 03/15/2012 at 7:50am / United States / Intimacy
by CierraJordan / 03/14/2012 at 7:31am / United States (Utah) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 03/10/2012 at 2:23am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
Today, I had to patiently listen as a customer nattered on and on about how incompetent I was for not stocking the movie she was looking for. It took nearly 20 minutes to get her to calm down long enough for me to explain that there is no such movie as "Hobbits With Shotguns". FML
by Anonymous / 03/09/2012 at 5:36pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Fraser / 03/08/2012 at 2:03pm / Canada (British Columbia) / Intimacy
by fmylifebigtime / 02/25/2012 at 9:35am / United States (Massachusetts) / Intimacy