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by Marjorie / 07/13/2012 at 1:08pm / Canada (Ontario) / Kids
by anidiotskeeper / 07/12/2012 at 2:03am / United States (New Jersey) / Love
by Anonymous / 07/07/2012 at 6:00pm / United States (New York) / Love
Today, I was at the airport. I was on my way to see my dad for the first time since I was 4. Whilst I was waiting for my dad to find me, a strange man started flirting with me. Irritated, I told him I was waiting for my dad to get me, and to f*ck off. The strange man was my father. FML
by BunniesOnAcid / 07/03/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Tennessee) / Miscellaneous
by Uncomfy / 06/22/2012 at 7:01pm / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
Today, when I told my family I was a vegetarian, I expected them to make fun of me because that's just my family. But what I wasn't expecting was my dad to use raw meat as a puppet and make it say, "Eat me! Eat me!" then throw it at my face. FML
by Anonymous / 06/21/2012 at 10:52am / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous
by Bad Mommy / 06/21/2012 at 1:40am / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 06/20/2012 at 7:08pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Health
by Anonymous / 06/12/2012 at 7:58am / United States (Maine) / Intimacy
Today, I had to get the manager of a grocery store to explain to his employee how coupons work. The employee had refused to accept the coupons I was using, for fear that, "they will be deducted from my paycheck." FML
by brunurb / 05/29/2012 at 7:40am / United States (Massachusetts) / Money
by Anonymous / 05/25/2012 at 8:15pm / United States / Kids
by chchboy / 05/22/2012 at 1:05am / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 05/21/2012 at 7:14pm / United States / Love
Today, I had to collect my daughter from the hospital. Her boyfriend was even more upset than she was, because his iPhone's screen was damaged beyond repair when the doctor pulled it out of my daughter's vagina. FML
by smart move there / 05/16/2012 at 12:10pm / Ireland (Kildare) / Intimacy
by rawr_fml001 / 05/11/2012 at 7:50pm / Canada (Ontario) / Love
- Today, we had my grandmother with dementia round for tea. She looked me up and down and said, very… Today, I met this overweight chick and ended up sleeping with her. We were doing it doggy style and… Today, my boyfriend went down on me for the first time. When I didn't get off right away, he asked…