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Today, I had a meeting with my super-hot TA. When I got to her office, she complimented me for being early, to which I thoughtfully replied "oh I usually come early." She laughed. FML

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113 comments

I agree, your life sucks (52333) - you deserved it (31585)

On 03/16/2009 at 1:40pm - misc - by SmoothTalker (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

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383 comments

I agree, your life sucks (84067) - you deserved it (26763)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

#70885
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I agree, your life sucks (52976) - you deserved it (8404)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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505 comments

I agree, your life sucks (232463) - you deserved it (81224)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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