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  • Number of visits : 1839
  • Number of comments : 45
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 16 posted

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yumyumpoptart's favorite FMLs

Today, it was my birthday. My girlfriend bought me a Nickelback CD. FML

#259596
387 comments

I agree, your life sucks (86839) - you deserved it (27684)

On 03/10/2009 at 8:46am - misc - by deez_nutz (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I went to McDonald's for lunch and ordered a salad. The man behind the counter looked at me and said "Well, at least you're trying." FML

#70885
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55347) - you deserved it (8736)

On 02/18/2009 at 6:52pm - health - by blawbo (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, my 5 year old nephew showed me green martians he'd made with his new Play Doh set. I smiled and said, "Wow! Now, how about some blue martians!" He looked at me and replied, "How about some blue shut the fuck up?!" FML

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516 comments

I agree, your life sucks (244530) - you deserved it (82526)

On 02/16/2009 at 9:29pm - kids - by offbeans (man) - United States (California)



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