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Today, I had a big party planned. All but one of the guests cancelled. See you at 7, mom. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (46334) - you deserved it (3651)

On 04/29/2013 at 12:09pm - misc - by Anonymous - Netherlands

Today, I was walking by the side of the interstate because my car broke down. A nice young man stopped and asked if I was tired of walking. I said yes, to which he replied, "Try jogging asshole" then laughed and drove off. It was raining balls. FML

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On 03/21/2013 at 9:31am - misc - by WetWalking - United States (Texas)

Today, I had to drag my grandmother out of a store because she went up to a black family and started apologizing for slavery. FML

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On 01/21/2013 at 11:08pm - misc - by daddy's girl - United States (Pennsylvania)

Today, I was asked how far I've gone with a guy. My answer? Eye contact. I'm 19. FML

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302 comments

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On 08/09/2011 at 5:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States

Today, I woke up from a dream about finding a vending machine that gave me free food. I kept eating, it was so satisfying words could not describe how great it felt. Then I realized my hands were in between my legs, I had been touching myself dreaming about free food from a vending machine. FML

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