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Today, my very cheap boyfriend of four years proposed. I was overwhelmed with emotion, since he bought such a huge, seemingly-diamond ring. I was later overwhelmed with emotion when my finger turned green. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26593) - you deserved it (3816)

On 12/12/2012 at 12:51pm - love - by dino0123 - United States (Virginia)

Today, my roommate turned the thermostat down to 50 degrees. Why? Because she read that shivering burns calories. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22653) - you deserved it (1786)

On 12/11/2012 at 12:17pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, my daughter called me telling me she had her twin girls. She named them Juli and Anne. Her name is Julianne. Her kids are going to fucking hate her. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30819) - you deserved it (3426)

On 10/31/2012 at 1:01am - kids - by poorkids (woman) - United States (Washington)



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