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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 20 January 1989 (25 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1824
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 1 posted

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Today, I got tasered by a cop. It was his second day on the job. My crime? Sneezing during a sobriety test. FML

#19576269
118 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28081) - you deserved it (2088)

On 05/05/2012 at 7:44am - health - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while trying to kill a spider in my kitchen, I thought it would be wise to throw a bottle at it. The bottle hit the wall, bounced off the fridge and hit me in the face. The lucky spider crawled away, and is surely still laughing somewhere. FML

#19575645
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7796) - you deserved it (25851)

On 05/05/2012 at 1:01am - animals - by lexii - United States

Today, I was working at the local liquor store. An obviously drunk girl stumbles in, grabs two cases of beer and puts them on the counter. Then she grabs a pregnancy test, pees on it right there, shows me, and says, "I'm not pregnant, I want beer." FML

#19572319
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30621) - you deserved it (1918)

On 05/04/2012 at 8:08am - work - by viviham - United States (Texas)

Today, while I was sneaking a boy out of my room at 2am, I ran into my mom sneaking a man into her room. FML

#19568801
164 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33756) - you deserved it (9970)

On 05/03/2012 at 3:41pm - intimacy - by dentistrygirl - United States

Today, my girlfriend started a conversation with "I don't want to break up" and ended the conversation with "I think I'd be better off alone." So I guess I'm now single. I think. FML

#19562496
103 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23897) - you deserved it (2099)

On 05/02/2012 at 7:05am - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I was talking to my co-workers about how I've sadly been an orphan since an early age. One of them exclaimed, "Hey, just like Batman!" FML

#19557716
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21536) - you deserved it (4487)

On 05/01/2012 at 9:58am - work - by Nice (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I watched "Rain Man" with my family. The whole time they kept exclaiming, "Omigod! That's just like Kate!" FML

#19547230
123 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16625) - you deserved it (2403)

On 04/29/2012 at 11:22am - misc - by Kate (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my fellow marching band mates all refer to me as the "short girl with big tits" because none of them can remember my name. FML

#19536517
253 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23718) - you deserved it (3927)

On 04/27/2012 at 8:04am - misc - by noname (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today, as I was crossing an intersection, a car ran a red light and almost hit me. This kind of thing happens a lot in my town so I'm used to almost being run-down, except this time it was a small boy on his father's lap steering. The dad was laughing. FML

#19531313
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26021) - you deserved it (1748)

On 04/26/2012 at 7:49am - misc - by Diffy - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I heard my neighbors having a violent argument in their front yard. I listened in, and soon found out why the wife wasn't happy with her husband. Apparently, she had caught her husband peeking through my windows for the second time this month. FML

#19527572
83 comments

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On 04/25/2012 at 2:46pm - misc - by :| (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, my parents went out of town and I was home all alone. I put up party decorations such as streamers, balloons and confetti. Then, I drank out of red cups, crushed them up and put them all over the house. I didn't have a party, I just wanted to convince my family that I'm not a loser. FML

#19522939
162 comments

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On 04/24/2012 at 5:28pm - misc - by Jaclk - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I taught my friend how to use a staple gun. She taught me how to get staples out of my hand. FML

#19514784
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18361) - you deserved it (3678)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:21am - misc - by leprechaun23 - United States (Ohio)

Today, it was my wedding day. With my best friend as the priest, she asked, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" After saying I do, she then turned to him and asked, "Do you want to bang my friend?" Everyone laughed, except my already disapproving father. FML

#19514689
155 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27631) - you deserved it (4220)

On 04/23/2012 at 12:04am - love - by gottalovefriends - United States (New Hampshire)

Today, I was trying on some clothes in the store's changing room, when someone reached under the door and grabbed my purse, shoes, and pants. FML

#19511561
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24212) - you deserved it (2650)

On 04/22/2012 at 3:08pm - misc - by Gitana (woman) - Spain (Navarra)

Today, I found out the bed I sleep in is the bed I was conceived in. FML



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