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Today, my girlfriend started to plan our wedding. We've been going out for 3 days. FML
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On 09/21/2011 at 8:38am - love - by Anonymous - United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend told me that if my penis was on any other body it would be considered small, but on me it's "cute." FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 2:11pm - intimacy - by wf - United States
Today, my husband dropped his pants and said, "Why don't you go down and say hello." This is his idea of foreplay. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 6:11am - intimacy - by notinterested (woman) - United States
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by stillkindahorny - United States
Today, I finally had sex with the guy I've been seeing. It took him longer to put the condom on than it did to finish. FML
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On 09/13/2011 at 1:51am - intimacy - by stillkindahorny - United States
Today, I needed to pay off a $35 parking ticket. To try and get some sort of revenge, I went to the bank and got 3,500 pennies, dumped them into a bucket, and refused to pay with anything besides the pennies. They called the police. I was arrested and cited $147. FML
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On 09/09/2011 at 12:04am - money - by Not_you17 - United States (Georgia)
Today, a five year old that I am babysitting picked up a knife and said he would chop my nuts off if I didn't give him his ice cream before dinner. Only 5 more hours to go. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 4:23pm - kids - by thatoneguy - United States (Texas)
Today, my husband compared me to his parent's dog. Why? Because when I sleep I fart and scare myself awake... Just like his parents dog. FML
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On 09/05/2011 at 3:19pm - animals - by anonomys (woman) - Canada (Quebec)
Today, I found out apparently, I have a weird looking vagina. How? My boyfriend and I had sex for the first time. He took one look at my vagina and with a look of horror said, "I have never seen one this GROSS." He's a gynecologist and probably sees 20 vaginas a day. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 5:59am - intimacy - by Username - United States (Ohio)
Today, my stepbrother found my diary and read it. He then told my boyfriend how I had a crush on another guy, and no longer liked him, causing my boyfriend to break up with me. That diary was from the third grade. FML
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On 08/21/2011 at 2:25am - love - by Tinkerer - United States (Oregon)
Today, a stripper came into my work to get some posters copied. She asked if she could pay in small bills. I just touched $50 that have probably rubbed up against a stripper's twat. FML
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On 08/20/2011 at 2:26pm - work - by ChePow (woman) - Canada (Alberta)
Today, while using the restroom at McDonald's, a hand reached under my stall and took the remaining toilet paper. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 10:07am - misc - by ewww - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I was really excited because the girl I'd liked since freshman year asked me out. She came to my house and my mom decided to show her baby pictures of me with tampons up my nose because I'd had a nose bleed. Even worse, there was one picture of me when I was 15 doing the same thing. FML
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On 07/30/2011 at 8:03am - misc - by tamponface (man) - United Kingdom
Today, I called my boyfriend to let him know that after he gets off work, he can find me in his room wearing something sexy. He responded with, "Please don't touch anything." FML
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On 07/29/2011 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Elizabeth (woman) - United States (Florida)
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