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Today, I got circumcised by my girlfriend's braces. FML
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On 12/31/2011 at 4:21am - intimacy - by nickthetank (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)
Today, my girlfriend decided to raid my games collection and try her hand at Amnesia: The Dark Descent. Two hours later, despite my best attempts to make her stop shrieking like a dying crackhead every two minutes, two cops showed up at the door with our neighbors in tow. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 9:43pm - misc - by axel519 (man) - United States
Today, while having sex, I told my boyfriend that I love him. I could feel him go soft inside me. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 8:36pm - intimacy - by KrissyBearr - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, severing all forms of communication but one: Words With Friends. FML
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On 12/30/2011 at 12:27pm - love - by ktinanic - United States (Michigan)
Today, I went down on my boyfriend for the first time. Afterwards, he laid on the bed, silent and naked in the fetal position, I had to sit there stroking his head for an hour. I think I raped my boyfriend. FML
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On 12/11/2011 at 6:54am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I found out that if a cop asks you if you have any weapons, and you reply by saying "only these guns" while flexing your biceps, they won't take it very well. And neither will the cops down at the station. FML
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On 12/06/2011 at 12:24pm - misc - by Anonymous -
Today, I went to the doctor for a check up, having had a head injury a week ago and suffering some memory loss. Turns out, the medicine he gave me for my head has memory loss as a side effect. He then said "I told you. Don't you remember?" After I said no he said "I figured." and giggled. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 2:04am - health - by memoryloss (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I played Taboo with my boyfriend and my conservative family. It was my boyfriend's turn and his word was "cherry". His only clue to me was, "I popped your..." He was the only one who found it funny. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 12:44am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was driving my drunk best friend and his "new friend" back to his house. Halfway, this new friend started to give him head. FML
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On 12/04/2011 at 12:35am - intimacy - by aninnocentonlooker - United States (California)
Today, I found out that the gentle, adorable oral surgeon who took out my wisdom teeth last year was recently arrested for rape. FML
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On 12/03/2011 at 1:43am - health - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I found out my dad has been sending dirty text messages to my mom. Which wouldn't be a problem except they're divorced and my dad is remarried. FML
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On 11/29/2011 at 8:31am - intimacy - by bgoodwin07 - United States (Texas)
Today, my husband asked me, "Why do you love me?" I spent the next five minutes spilling my heart and soul out to him. After I'd asked the same question, he looked me straight in the eye and said, "I don't." FML
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On 11/28/2011 at 7:51am - love - by nirvana_mama157 - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, I started my new job at a security company. In the first 15 minutes there was a bomb threat. FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 5:53pm - work - by anon -
Today, I came home from a weekend trip with some friends, and walked straight in on my girlfriend cheating on me. She burst into tears and began apologizing. Her exact words were "I'm so sorry! I thought you were coming back tomorrow." FML
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On 11/23/2011 at 12:03pm - love - by cheated - United States (New Jersey)
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's "therapy" meetings have been with my best friend, in his truck. FML
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On 11/19/2011 at 3:20am - intimacy - by Aleial - United States
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