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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 9777
  • Number of comments : 184
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About ysrhael : Hi, I'm 18, going to law school, love music, love reading. I'm 6'5" tall, message me, you know you want to ;)

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Today... I told my boyfriend I wanted to spice up our sex life. He suggested incorporating bacon. He was serious. real FML

#19959638
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24902) - you deserved it (5596)

On 07/19/2012 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by cortanaisahobot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I returned home to parents house, drunk!! Hungry, I grabbed a slice of bread and some butter and took two mouthfuls!! Five hours later, mother woke me up and dragged me to the kitchen!! In the middle of the table was a buttered, half-eaten sponge!! FML

#19959363
195 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11444) - you deserved it (38208)

On 07/19/2012 at 2:55pm - misc - by Bontempi (man) - France

Today, I Was Petting My Cat And I Jokingly Said Out Loud, "Oh, The Pussy Likes It Rough? You Like That, Don't You?" My Windows Were Open And I Could Hear The Neighbors Laughing !! FML

Today, I had to explain to a customer how our hotel charged his card even though he has never stayed with us. Apparently his wife is a regular customer. I can't help but feel like a home-wrecker. FML

#19541511
106 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31787) - you deserved it (1947)

On 04/28/2012 at 9:57am - misc - by Steve - Canada (Ontario)

Today , I had to put one of my preschool student in timeout fir masturbating during nap time. FML

#19486028
327 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39248) - you deserved it (3732)

On 04/17/2012 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by lindsaykay - United States

Today, I found out that mah partner thinks love is more meaningful than sex, so it's okay to stick his penis in someone else. FML

#19456455
254 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34610) - you deserved it (3518)

On 04/12/2012 at 4:42pm - intimacy - by Munkeh (woman) - United Kingdom (Birmingham)

yesterday I choked on a gummy bear and ended up in the emergency room. The first thing the doctor said to me was, ( Well, that must have been 'beary' uncomfortable. ) The entire room burst into laughter. FML

#19222956
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25396) - you deserved it (7740)

On 03/05/2012 at 7:43pm - health - by Kayla - United States

Today, I found out that the money my husband and I gave to my son for university courses, has instead been spent on pole dancing lessons!! FML

#19160986
143 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25018) - you deserved it (3289)

On 02/25/2012 at 1:40pm - kids - by jj159 (woman) - United States

Today, I looool found out that the only thing worse than a psycho, overbearing, controlling girlfriend is a psycho, overbearing and controlling ex-girlfriend . fat FML

#19007314
124 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29793) - you deserved it (3648)

On 02/06/2012 at 12:50am - love - by bluesox4 (man) - United States (Utah)

Today, mah looool boyfriend gave me twelve roses an told me that he would love me until the last one dies. Remembering the Facebook like, I began looking for the fake one but couldn't fine it. When I pointd out that all twelve were real an would die within days, he respondd, "Exactly." mega FML

#18936421
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33647) - you deserved it (3042)

On 01/28/2012 at 7:10pm - love - by Shelly P. (woman) - United States (Colorado)

TODAY , I RACAIVAD A LATTAR FROM THA STATA SAYING 14-YAAR-OLD DAUGHTAR IS NOW LAGALLY RACOGNIZAD AS A MALA. I HAVA NO IDAA WHAT HAPPANAD. MAGA FML

#18766108
219 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44351) - you deserved it (4533)

On 01/10/2012 at 12:43pm - kids - by Anonymous - India

2day I found out tat my wife of 5 years as decided to cange everyting: job, clotes, air looool style, car, an me. FML

#18723513
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29996) - you deserved it (2637)

On 01/06/2012 at 2:47am - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States

Today, I was on tha train listaning to mah iPod on shuffla. Tha "Oompa Loompa" song cummad on, an slightly amusad, I startad humming it. It wasn't until I noticad that tha man naxt to ma was a midgat that I undarstood tha horrifiad looks I was gatting. raal FML

#18716043
188 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33324) - you deserved it (9208)

On 01/05/2012 at 1:39pm - misc - by lorahayes (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today , my Christmas tree was finally shipped. FML

#18715700
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31658) - you deserved it (4074)

On 01/05/2012 at 12:13pm - misc - by awesome - United States (Maryland)

Today, my girlfriend hated the idea of sex so much she was willing to give me money 4 a stripper. FML

#18693659
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (34088) - you deserved it (5287)

On 01/03/2012 at 2:17am - intimacy - by Cpt Colin (man) - United States (Oregon)



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